♪♫ Ramona Flowers | Thirty-Four Evil Exes [VIDEO]

[hairlikethis]

Has... umm--

... Has anyone seen a guy named Scott Pilgrim? Or met someone named Roxy Richter? I just... if you meet either of them, could you let me know?

Uh-- it's Ramona. For anyone that didn't know.

..... Thanks.

Comments

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[ohtits]

what's this richter chick look like

is she hot

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[hairlikethis]

Yeah

Incredibly hot but kind of a bitch sometimes

[audio]

[ohtits]

Seriously? That's how you describe me to someone you think is a stranger? Seriously? No mention of my awesome half-ninja skills at all, just "incredibly hot?"

I'm flattered as hell right now.

[audio]

[hairlikethis]

Half a ninja isn't all that impressive. There are a bunch of real ninjas here that could out-ninja you any day.

Where are you?

[tipsytini]

mi a roxy bu probs not the one u were looking for

[hairlikethis]

probably not
she doesnt use pink

ever.

are your hands mutilated or do you just type that badly?

[tipsytini]

im just tiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppsssssyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[hairlikethis]

....... how old are you even?

[supervegan]

Yeah, I guess...Knives is back, too. And Roxy. And Wallace a while ago.

I...wonder if that's everyone.

[Translation: WHERE'S MY GIRLFRIEND]

[hairlikethis]

You saw Knives? Is she okay? When did you see Roxy? What color are their collars, dude?!

I know Wallace is back. I was drinking with him.

[Shit. Oh, Todd.] There's still time.

[supervegan]

Roxy is talking to you, Knives had been...around, I dunno, haven't really talked to her.

I hope so. No one I've cared about has ever come back though.

[hairlikethis]

I thought you meant... she was here before. Or a different one.

Don't say ever. It might happen!

[whosdrunk]

Hey, if you see Scott around, or if anyone says he is, tell me too, ok? I'm kind of like his mom, so. I need to look after him or whatever.

[hairlikethis]

You got it, dude.

He'll probably need your expert pep talks after dealing with me, anyway. I just... need to tell him I'm sorry.

[whosdrunk]

Sorry for what? Was he here before? Or was he not and you were having a fight back home or something? I have a pep talk prepared for any possible situation, though.

[hairlikethis]

.............. Okay, Wallace? There's something I probably need to tell you. I've been avoiding it big time because you're probably going to hate me after and even though you don't remember or know yet, you're one of my best friends.

[audio]

[bbcarrotcooler]

Holy shit. Richter's here?

[audio]

[hairlikethis]

Yeah. I'm meeting her at the store.

You should say hey. Before... it's too late.