JACK NOIR ==> [VIDEO] sixty eight

[hesalreadyhere]

[Jack is sitting on a roof somewhere, covered in blood and cuts which have been poorly bandaged. He's also wearing that torn-up red uniform over his usual black one.]Alright, all of you fucks listen up-- you see ANY other versions of me, don't listen to a damn thing they say! Just stay the fuck away from them! The three I've seen have already been

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[puppynoir]

[There have been SO MANY OF YOU that hes just... going to whine a little to see if you're the right one. 3:]

[hesalreadyhere]

[SCRITCHES ARE THE ANSWER

as long as no one else is looking]

Relax, you're not on my list.

[puppyJack is excluded from the murderlist of unnecessary extra Jacks for being too adorbs to be dangerous]

[spessmehrine]

[There's a man on the camera holding a gun.

A really big gun.

A really big, glowing green gun, about half the size he is]

All depends on the cause, I'm afraid.

What use is my destructive potential being put to?

[hesalreadyhere]

[that is a very fine gun, good sir.]

Getting the fuck out of here. That enough of a cause for you?

[spessmehrine]

[More where that came from]

Protecting the innocent. Freeing the enslaved. Bringing the Emperor's vengeance down upon the wicked.

[He puts on a helmet, his voice coming out of it in a low, slightly static altered growl]

We strike with the wrath of the righteous. I will join in when I hear the destruction begin, then.

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[lightwitchery]

[ This is Jack. Shouldn't he know what powers she has? Didn't he practically give them to her, when he helped her create the ultimate weapon? Or rather, when he told her to, and she obeyed, she supposed.

But this Jack didn't look entirely the same. The wings and arm were similar, of course -- Dave's decimated Jedi figurine and John's crow had seen to that -- but he was missing the metal-looking Shiva arms, as well as the flail through the stomach. He had a much more canine look to him....

No. She couldn't have prototyped her dog. Rose said she was going to prototype the stupid plant...

Unless she prototyped both. Caution should be used for now, she thinks. ]

i mostly have a lot of things that are considered 'status boosters'
but they are extremely helpful in most situations!
however, for destroying shit
i have a weapon designed for just that
and...
you were the one that helped me make it

hi jack
its so good to see you again!

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[hesalreadyhere]

[what the fuck is this shit???????????]

okay who the fuck is this
that is roses color
but you dont sound pretentious enough
also you dont hate my guts

oh hell no dont tell me this is john lalonde or some fucked up bullshit like that
ectobiology isnt THAT hard how do you keep fucking it up

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[lightwitchery]

excuse me!
as if i had any intention of being related to any john, strider or otherwise
besides john lalonde would be completely preposterous, dont you think? hes already a shambles as it is!
no
my name is jade lalonde

[ She flips the video on. Staring at him is a familiar bucktoothed girl in glasses and a purple headband, with long black hair in a braid down her back. The outfit she's wearing looks like some mixture of a Dersite cowl and a witch's dress, but it's plain that she's had some help in the endeavor. ]

And you, you are Jack Noir! Servant of the realm of Derse, and my friend. Or rather, you were my friend. We haven't spoken in awhile, not after I left for Prospit.

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[hesalreadyhere]

...

[this is the sound of jack's brain breaking. again.

that's a mighty fine outfit though]

... We're friends. Are you fucking serious?

[unknownmatter]

I don't suppose the term Level 5 means anything to you, but I'm an esper with the ability Dark Matter. I'm the second most powerful esper there is, though I'd say I could easily be number one.

As for what my power entails... I'll just say I can definitely destroy shit, and I'm bored anyway. What kind of destruction are we talking about here? What's in it for me?

[hesalreadyhere]

That's a fucking tiny number. The maximum better be five or I'm not that impressed. But it's not like I'm turning anyone down.

We're gonna blow this whole place to pieces, kid. And what's in it for you? Well, we break out of this shithole, and maybe you won't get incinerated at the end of the week. I'd say that's a pretty good deal for everyone.

[unknownmatter]

It is the maximum. Only seven in existence. I could probably destroy this whole place in minutes if I felt like it.

Eh...why not. I'll help out. I'd do all the work myself but that would make things less interesting. I think I wanna watch this shit happen.

[hesalreadyhere]

Yeah, yeah, you think you're hot shit. You're telling that to the guy who blows up planets. Trust me, the walls of this place are sturdier than they look.

Just don't get in the way and I won't care.

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[badass_sparkles]

Depends on whatever is good enough to at least lend a bit of my help that you would ask.