008 - Val

[thissucksval]

Good morning - evening - afternoon, guests.  Are you enjoying the change in scenery?  Perhaps the additional company?

It does appear somewhat . . . crowded.

[Super Val Lock -- To anyone that has received the code to be able to read it]

Are my guests in the mood to smash things up?

Comments

[video/locked text] Rose 1.0

[furthest_ring]

I concur with the second observation.

Fancy seeing you in person, though, figuratively speaking. Your reputation precedes you.

[10% lock, text]

I have an ultimately inconsequential but nevertheless burning question that I believe you could answer for me.

Re: [video/locked text] Rose 1.0

[thissucksval]

I am flattered that my new guests have heard of me so quickly.

[Locked text]

And I will do my best to relieve your burning.

[locked text]

[furthest_ring]

Would it be wise for me to... say goodbye? Considering the circumstances, I seriously doubt I will remain on this station much longer.

[Read: is she going to disappear after these two weeks? The answer is yes, most likely; but she needs to know.]

[kryptonsson]

Why is she here?

[thissucksval]

Which she? I have many.

[kryptonsson]

Lois Lane.

Bring her back home. Let her go. Please.

[thissucksval]

You do not wish to see her?

[aestheticapulet]

Can't say I'm not greatly amused. I needed a new place to go see anyway, our wishes happened to coincide most beautifully. So, dear lady, thank you.

[thissucksval]

You are most welcome. I hope that you have many opportunities to relieve your boredom.

[aestheticapulet]

Oh, if everyone's as interesting as they have been, I shall promptly forget what boredom is.

Though I must ask-are the collars really necessary?

[thissucksval]

Unfortunately yes, but if you would like a different color, that can be arranged.

video;

[denyamenti]

The locale more than makes up for the hordes of idiots.

Re: video;

[thissucksval]

You have not found any kindred spirits in this group?

Re: video;

[denyamenti]

No. Should I have?

Re: video;

[thissucksval]

You are a difficult guest to shop for, but I did attempt to add one or two guests you might find interesting. Perhaps I will need to try harder.

[SVL]

[hesalreadyhere]

Y'know, bringing more of me here doesn't actually fucking help anyone.

Re: [SVL]

[thissucksval]

But very entertaining.

[SVL]

[hesalreadyhere]

Well damn, that sure makes me want to trust your psychotic AI-ass.

If this turns out to be some kind of trap, you better hope I don't ever find you.

Re: [SVL]

[thissucksval]

I will pray desperately every night to never be subjected to your rage.