10TH RAGEQUIT | KARKAT VANTAS | VIDEO (FOURTH WALLERS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED AND WELCOME!)

[sufferheir]

[It's been quite a while since Karkat made a post, and this time he's even doing it in video. He straightens up in front of the camera, making sure everyone can see his black collar - damn straight, he's is the original Facility Karkat thank you very much, and you will observe his authority!]SO HEY, ALL YOU ASSHOLE DOUBLES CURRENTLY LITTERING THE

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[tessenwarrior]

Has anyone told you about the trips in the past?

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[sufferheir]

[He waggles his hand, to say 'so-so']

Basically. From what I gather, we end up somewhere random, and then everyone hangs out until something terrible happens.

So pretty much the same thing as usual but painted up to look exotic, right?

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[tessenwarrior]

Basically. And usually the special guest are here to harm us. But it looks like a lot of the people showing up are friends.

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[sufferheir]

Looks that way, anyway. Can't be too fucking sure with these people of course.

It seems like a really screwed use of resources honestly.

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[juggalulz]

[Gamzee is sitting in the sand. Witness his amazing hat that he's made to block his face from the sun. Spoiler alert: it's just his shirt, draped over his horns like a makeshift....roof.]

Ain't so bad here, not really. All motherfuckin' colorful and shit, long as you don't touch no prickleplants or rub your peepholes and get dirtspecks all up in 'em.

[He points at his shirt-roof.] Got it all...made in the motherfuckin' shade, brother.

....there's a pair of other...fuckin' mes. By the way.

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[sufferheir]

[He blinks at Gamzee for a few seconds. It's kind of a pleasant sight, despite it all. Gamzee sounds more like himself this way.]

Yeah, one of them was talking to me before. There's a few other mes fucking around too.

...Are you holding up okay, then? None of them are giving you any shit, right?

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[juggalulz]

Yeah, up and met those other crabby motherfuckers. Motherfuckin' Kar-nival up in this piece, for real. Most are leavin' me all the fuck alone, but...might be meeting up with some bros, soon, maybe.

[The open space has been good for him, definitely. He's still not really allowing himself to be too close to people, but he's slowly...trying. He gives a crooked smile and looks back up at the camera.] Got a fuckin' show for a brother. Check it.

[Gamzee sets the berry on top of something (it's a cactus) and he walks backwards until his full body's in view. He's got something in his right hand that's eerily reminscent of something else, but is really just...another cactus stuck on the end of a stick. He stops walking and raises the weapon, bringing it down hard into the open air behind him--and it hits something. Hard. And makes an undeniably metallic clang.]

Got us in a piece like motherfuckin' cagebeasts. But that mean they gotta put in a way out, maybe. Right?

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[sufferheir]

Wait, what? You found the fucking wall? Someone told me it was impossible to get out there! Holy shit!

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[wwhitescience]

Eli' reportin' in.

[She's currently leaning on a box of sorts. Karkat you make one hell of a boy, she thinks. :3c]

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[sufferheir]

[He just stared at her for a moment.]

...NOTED.

[And that's all he's got.]

[He's done with this one already.]

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[caligulasaqua]

You goin' to come to the schoolhive? It sounds like that's where our base's goin' to be and you said you'd come over once we had one.

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[wwhitescience]

Sure, I haven't tried gettin' into anyone else's business, an' you were offerin'.

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An' I know for a fact you wouldn't back down from an offer.

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[te4l_just1c3]

T3R3Z1 PYROP3 R3PORT1NG FOR DUTY! >:D

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[sufferheir]

OH
GOOD
UH

HAVE YOU GOT EVERYTHING SORTED? DO YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO?

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[te4l_just1c3]

OF COURS3 1 DO!
1 WOULD N3V3R COM3 UNPR3P4R3D! >:I

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[sufferheir]

OKAY WELL
...
COOL.
CARRY ON.

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[memorymodus]

[ Jade with a pink collar and a ridiculous expression. ]

Do all of you yell so loud? At least you're not breaking GPSes I guess.

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[sufferheir]

Yeah it's this condition we have, it's called "having things to say, and knowing a bunch of idiots who suck at listening"!

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[memorymodus]

Only if you really like flapping your mouths at people!

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[sufferheir]

Is it not fucking apparent that I'm trying to provide a useful function here?

God, you people are needy.