[Joker's video, as always held fairly close to him as to make it infuriatingly hard to pinpoint a location, opens with a simple smiling face
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[99% locked. She does like a man that gives initiative.]royal8itchNovember 27 2011, 21:08:12 UTC
[She idly turns on her own video feed.]
These little pretties are far more entertaining then I thought they would be. I have only roughed mine up a bit out of boredom, but I do like your idea much better.
Tell me, what do you intend to do with them? Maybe, just perhaps, I'd like to play too. It's mighty boring in this place, and there's only so much a higher-up can keep you entertained with tea and conversation.
Re: [99% locked. ]gotthesescarsNovember 27 2011, 21:15:51 UTC
Madame, you are in luck. I just so happen to be action... incarnate. [He grins, and pulls an elaborate bow]
I'm afraid you may have missed the opening act, but never fear, there's plenty more to come. I think I'll relax this week, do a little... babysitting... see what I can't manage with my new little toys.
[he shakes his head, chuckling]
But I have so many plans, so many wonderful plans.
[You're probably familiar with this furious face. Only now the fury is directed right at you, Joker.] You did that to me! Justice? There'll be justice when I get my hands around your fucking throat, you sonuvabitch.
You know how dangerous I can be. And you can't hide forever.
[It flips on accidentally. Tommy's got a mogwai hanging onto his shoulder, staring at the video with wide eyes; the speedster himself is frowning. He doesn't care about you right now, Joker, at least not beyond what you might be up to. That gremlin in the background? Might have been moving too fast for a normal person to get a good look at it.
But speedsters see bullets as if they're moving in slow motion.
His mogwai chatters at him insistently as he cuts the feed.]
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Is there a reason as to why you wish for them? I suppose if your reasoning is so very sound, I can give up mine.
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[Joker gets up and looks over at the bed in the room he's currently squatting in.]
Gosh, I hope nobody does anything to that bed.
[The grin just gets wider as the shredded sheets start to fly and the growling gets louder]
And all it takes is a little sip of water. Isn't that amusing?
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These little pretties are far more entertaining then I thought they would be. I have only roughed mine up a bit out of boredom, but I do like your idea much better.
Tell me, what do you intend to do with them? Maybe, just perhaps, I'd like to play too. It's mighty boring in this place, and there's only so much a higher-up can keep you entertained with tea and conversation.
I'm a lady who likes action.
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I'm afraid you may have missed the opening act, but never fear, there's plenty more to come. I think I'll relax this week, do a little... babysitting... see what I can't manage with my new little toys.
[he shakes his head, chuckling]
But I have so many plans, so many wonderful plans.
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You know how dangerous I can be. And you can't hide forever.
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Did-Did Barbara get justice, Bucky? How about the little blonde boy?
All I did was point to a list, hoo hoo hoo hooo, it was- it was like grocery shopping! oh, you were more than happy...
Yessss, I know precisely how dangerous you can be, mister Barnes.... [His eyes glitter maliciously]
Such a wonderful little toy....You think they've taken away the wind-up key, don't you? Locked it up tight in your little brain? [he giggles again]
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They all will. As soon as we find you. I'm past wanting to kill you. Believe me, I'll do so much worse.
Just a matter of time before I get the last laugh.
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[He just grins at the prospect]
Mister barnes... I simply can't wait to hear you laughing... I just can't wait.
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[Joker beams almost parentally]
What a dull world we'd live in if we were all the same, hmm?
[The gremlin is industriously trying to chew through the drywall.]
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[Until now, of course. Cas' mogwai is shaking--aahhhh!!]
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[He chuckles. he knows what's happening]
Tell you what. your little friend becomes too much to handle, just leave him in an empty room and I'll come by to pick him up.
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Just you wait, you worthless fucker.
When I get my hands on you, it isn't going to be pretty. I can do a whole lot more than break legs with this power of mine.
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Oh, I know.... I know....
Are you going to show me just how... angry you are? you know, it's really amazing how much that can change things in the world, isn't it?
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Oh, I'll show you how angry I am alright. I'm just trying to decide how. I haven't had to rip someone apart in quite awhile, you know.
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But speedsters see bullets as if they're moving in slow motion.
His mogwai chatters at him insistently as he cuts the feed.]
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Afternoon, Thomas. I can tell you're in a rush, but let me just say that was a lovely party you threw the other day.
Hope you counted your guests carefully.
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