| Twenty-Sixth Faetality | VIDEO

[onteamdyson]

[After almost a minute of snickering and giggling, Kenzi uncovers the lens of the camera. It's pretty close to her face a la Ashton Kutcher on punked. There's a fuzzy, little mogwai hanging out in her hood and they look damn pleased with themselves.]

Patel, I think your laundry is dry.

[More snickering before she pans over to a large tree in the

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[In Person]

[laevsilaufeyson]

[Of all things to come across when one is out for a walk in this place, this one has to be among the more entertaining. Loki's just going to stand and look for a little while, head tilted, admiring the handiwork. Not bad, he supposes, for a mortal. So, well, may as well mosey on over to say hello. Or rather...]

As methods to get my attention go, I'll admit this is rather an effective one, but you could've just dropped by.

[In Person]

[onteamdyson]

You think this was all for you?! Typical! I've been planning this shit for DAYS! It's not tribute, your egoness.

[Oh good, Loki's here. She can hide behind him if Matthew freaks the fuck out.]

He had it coming.

[In Person]

[laevsilaufeyson]

My dear, for someone with such a delightful sense of humour you seem particularly bad at detecting it in others. That would be a joke.

[More or less.]

Why did he have it coming?

[He's just gonna... move some of the low-hanging ones up higher in the tree now. Out of his own reach, even. Telekinesis is fun.]

[In Person]

[onteamdyson]

You sure? Jokes are usually funny. [Smirk smirk. She pets the little, adorable monster-thing in her hood, hoping it will go to sleep.

We have a sort of ... rivalry or something. And I held off so he could have a date with our mutual friend. But he had to pay for some nasty shit he said about me, among other things.

[Oh god, that is an evil smile... adorable mortal girls can be evil, too.] This is only the beginning-- ... Did you do that? Come on, man, it's not as epic if I get freakin' LOKI to help me out with a prank! That's totally cheating.

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[killbroforidol]

Ah, it's beautiful! Amazing work, really! A+!

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[onteamdyson]

Thanks! That's probably the only A+ I've ever gotten.

Underwear tree, I love you.

[video]

[killbroforidol]

Everyone got really mad when I stole some underwear, so it's nice to have someone that gets me around here!

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[onteamdyson]

Next time you wanna steal something? Just come to me. I'll help out.

... You look kind of familiar.

[killer_kick]

[First scandalous sight of the day!]

Oh my.

[onteamdyson]

Problem?! [Trolololololo]

[killer_kick]

Why have you put those in a tree?!

[onteamdyson]

Revenge, mostly. Also for the hilarity factor.

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[royal8itch]

How fascinating. Has someone angered you somehow?
I must say though, the effort to strike pay back is admirable.
I'm sure not many are willing to go that far as to what you did.

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[onteamdyson]

YES! Was it obvious? Good. I was going for a bold statement.

This is just the tip of the iceberg, baby. There is so much more to come!

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[royal8itch]

I'm curious as to who would anger you that much, darling.
Perhaps I can be of some assistance in the future.

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[onteamdyson]

Matthew Patel. He's done for.

I would LOVE that. I'm Kenzi, btw.

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[denyexistence]

Oh dear. What a naughty girl~

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[onteamdyson]

........ When did you get back?

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[denyexistence]

Oh, I've been back for a week or so. You missed me?

[He laughs softly]

How endearing~

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[onteamdyson]

More like the OPPOSITE of that. No missing happened at all. In fact, I was on the verge of partying because I thought you got all incinerated!

Ugh. Even talking to you creeps me out. What the hell do you want?! [Hopefully he's not collecting on that offer...]