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[cuttlefishcull]

[When the feed clicks on there’s Feferi, rolling her head like she’s getting at a crick in her neck. She seems pretty unperturbed.] Fin-ally! I was wondering when I’d get to go back home for a bit! Everyone else is always glubbing going back and forth. But oh! Jade!

[her face falls a bit] Oh right, Jade…

Anyray! What did I miss? Anything exciting

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[psionichax0r]

[the faciliberry turns on as it clatters to the floor, falling out of his hands. is it- could it... he picks it up in no time.]

Where are you?

[he's pretty obviously freaking out, the question sounding panicked and desperate..]

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[cuttlefishcull]

Sollux! [so. so relieved. She thought for a moment-

She shakes ehr head]

I'm coming to the room! Are you there? Are you ok?

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[psionichax0r]

[he freezes, clutching the berry, was this an experiment, was it a trick? oh god what if it was a twin. he just nods, rendered temporarily mute as his mind goes into overload looking over all the terrifying possibilities.]

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[cuttlefishcull]

[She had already been on her way. When she gets there she walks right in, taking one look at Sollux before hurrying over and embracing him tightly.]

[chainsawsylph]

Feferi

You Seem
Calm

[SORRY FEF she just saw you get murdered by Eridan.]

[cuttlefishcull]

[She's going to stare a sec because KANAYA YES she hasn't seen Kanaya in forever here 8((((((]

KANAYA!
Glub glub glub glub glub glub!!!
Kanaya do you see )(ow many glubs I glubbed?
I am glubbing my )(-EAD off!
My )(ead is going to just sail away into waters unknown!
T)(AT is )(ow excited I am to see your silly jade text rig)(t now!
T)(IS ------------------EXCIT-ED!
T)(at's a long fork you know!!

)(-E)(-E, ok no more being dumb! T)(is is imperc)(tant!
W)(en did you get )(ere Kanaya? 38O
I missed you! I )(aven't seen you in AG-----ES!
I missed so muc)( stuff... 38/

[text] because I forgot to say that the first time whoops

[chainsawsylph]

I Just Got Here And Regretfully Have No Idea Whats Going On
And Some Pretty Awful Events Just Took Place
You Dont Seem Too Worried About Being Here Though Judging By The Impressive Amount Of Glubs
Am I Missing Something

[text] LMAO I do that all the time :|'

[cuttlefishcull]

O)( no Kanaya 38(
O)( noooo!
T)(ere's so muc)( to tell you!
But I can tell you I am excited because I )(aven't seen you in a long time!
You were )(ere once, and you left...
But now you're back! Sometimes
Sometimes I )(oped you'd come back 38( It's )(ard keeping everyone from being stupid!
But being back isn't a good t)(ing...

T)(is plaice is reelly terrible Kanaya! T)(ey do experiments on us.
And sometimes t)(ey're really
bad
But!! We're all in it toget)(er! Because we're a team!! >38D
I was gone for a w)(ale, a mont)( I guess. I just came back!
It only felt like a few )(ours...

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[patchworkwisdom]

Welcome back to the land of the living, Miss Peixes.

[There's something of annoyed tone in her voice, but really she's glad to see her alive. She doesn't appreciate the consortium trying to trick them into thinking that she was dead, but the fact that Feferi was safe was more important at this point.]

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[cuttlefishcull]

Patchy! [guess who is excited as glub. I bet you can't guess.]

Patchy they say I've been gone forever! Forever Patchy! Are you ok? And don't say you are if you aren't, I know you like to be fishy!

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[patchworkwisdom]

[Well. No sense in lying.]

I lost an arm. Probably got some new scars. I haven't been keeping track exactly.

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[cuttlefishcull]

What?? Oh no Patchy... [ 38( ] Stupid glubbing Val. Are you still hurt now? I can... make stuff! Like- somefin!

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[stubborn_throes]

John must be ecstatic.

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[cuttlefishcull]

Hey! I recognize that silly, adorable human head anywhere! Rose!! You're back too! By glub I missed SO much! Everyfin Rose! It's so unfair!

... Is John ok?

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[stubborn_throes]

[Silly? Adorable? Clearly not what Rose is going for, especially considering the eyepatch over her left eye. But she'll take it, albeit begrudgingly.
One matter of business to take care of first.]
I've been a different Rose for the past five months, not sure if you knew.
[Well, that was a speedy transaction.]

John is faring as well as someone writhing in the swampy gluten of lobotomies and fallen companions possibly can.
I'm aware of the apparently bicultural platonic romance you two shared, I'm sure he could use you right now.
[Rose...probably isn't nearly as good at that sort of stuff as you probably are, so...]

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[cuttlefishcull]

I know! I mean, I figured. You hadn't been around in forever Rose! I guess you don't remember any of the other stuff though. [She tilts her head.] Weird, huh? I guess it's a good thing, this plaice is pretty terrible sometimes.

[She listens intently, frowning a little as she nods] I'll go see him right away! He's always... he always tried to be a big hero, that doofus. I hope he didn't-

[she shakes her head] Rose! How long have you been here?

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[quarkylass]

[ Awkward wave... ]

Um. Hi, Feferi. If you wanted the first Jade, she left. I can go, if you want.

[ She looks a little down. no one wants Jade 2.0 ono ]

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[cuttlefishcull]

[THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. have the most excited beaming]

Jade! Jade you're back! Jade Jade Jade, guess what I saw? I went back home and we were in a dream bubble together and we got to meet Them! It was the best! Blenny of excitement and funny human faces from you! Faces like this! [she makes a shocked face before almost falling over laughing.]

I'm so glad you're back doofus! Even if you don't remember stuff- how long have you been here? Are you ok?? I can make tea! Maybe. Ramona always said it was good for stuff.

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[quarkylass]

[ Oh that makes her so happy YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW more beaming right back ]

I know! I still don't like the horrorterrors but I've been all over the dream bubbles now! I saw Kanaya in one, and Aradia and a guy named Sollux! They're pretty interesting!

[ SO MUCH TALKING ]

I've been here...for two months? I've seen two weeks with people falling from the sky. If that's what happens, I don't actually know what happens! But tea sounds good! I'm pretty okay, but if you have some I am really tired of these nasty eating things.

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[cuttlefishcull]

See?? I told you Jade! They're not so bad, huh? [so much beaming, jade is a bro B) ] Oh, Jade! I need to introduce you to Sollux properly, he's the best! Kanaya's here now too, how great is that? Well... I guess it's sort of bad but I'm still glad to see her! Like you!

[all of the talking 8| these two]

Hehe, the bars are sooo gross! I'll see if we have anyfin! When I left we had a lot of silly things... I can't glubbing believe it's been two months. [She frowns but then grins] Jade we should have a sleepover soon! A human sleepover, and Rose can come and Nepeta and Kanaya and- it'd be so much fun!