Sam Tyler ∞ Eight Lives Found On Mars ∞ [Audio]

[hydeforareason]

I 'ave Vallors.  I'm lookin' to trade for anythin' that isn't these nasty ration bars.

[He's also not going to question why he's not up there on the bachelor's list.]

Will take alcohol or food.

Comments

[audio]

[myfieryballs]

I have pudding and soup.

It's, uh...kind of old, though.

[onteamdyson]

DON'T LISTEN TO PATEL! I have hard liquor and I'm not afraid to give you ALL of it.

Come on, Sam!!!

[myfieryballs]

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, KENZI!!! Jesus Christ! I only want like, ten or twenty, at most!!!

[onteamdyson]

I'd like to see you TRY! I need them ALL. Deal with it!

[myfieryballs]

NO, I NEED THEM ALL!!! But I'm not being a selfish asshole and I'm only asking for fucking TEN!!! Don't be a rude bitch!!! I know it's SO FUCKING HARD for you!!!

[didntneedmagic]

How's the bartering go? I didn't think of it like that...

[hydeforareason]

Went well. Soup an' alcohol.

[didntneedmagic]

What kind of soup? [He's never really interested in alcohol.]

[hydeforareason]

That-- oh bloody 'ell. Tomato. The whole lot.

[wants_ur_ears]

I have candy and chips, and I will trade as many as you're willing to spare for whatever you want.

[Soubi? Panicking? Never.]

[hydeforareason]

Sorry, mate. I've already traded.

[wants_ur_ears]

[Soubi curses quietly.]

[hydeforareason]

Sorry, mate. My Guv's got a stack...

[text]

[rebelle_elle]

Damn it.

[Maybe if she pouts prettily enough, though...]

[hydeforareason]

Could always try my Guv.