Todd Smith ⛧ Fourth Toke ⛧ Video

[pureevilone]

Man, you know what sucks

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[truepsychictale]

Of course, I'll make a note you hate chess.

[pureevilone]

Okay. So if there's ever a chess tournament here, I don't wanna go. I really don't wanna go. You know what's the one thing I hate worse than chess? Watching chess.

[truepsychictale]

I'll be sure not to force you to go see it.

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[stubborn_throes]

[>Pinged by book of pure evil.]

Such is the nature of the grimoire.
I can't say I'm not interested, although you don't seem eccentric about making anyone privy to whatever elaboration you might be withholding.

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[pureevilone]

[WOAH those are some big school-type words right there]

...Uh.

If you put that in regular words I might be able to answer you.

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[stubborn_throes]

[Ahemhemmmm.
Let's translate this into Strider terms, shall we?

She deadpans,]
I think that book sounds pretty fucking gnarly.
Would you mind telling me a bit more about it?

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[pureevilone]

Oh, okay.

Yeah, it grants all these wishes and shit, but like...they're bad wishes. Or, the wishes themselves aren't bad, but the Book makes them bad because it's evil. And usually if you use it you probably end up getting killed by it. Me and my friends try to fight it. We do alright.

[hung_garian]

[Now, normally he'd be a little more mocking, but... two things. One, he just decided back home that prophecy could go fuck itself, and he knows it worked - or so Dean tells him, anyway. Two, he freakin' can't stand Jareth.]

Okay, speaking as someone who used to be responsible for this shit back home? You don't wanna trust anything a prophet writes down. You should've seen Daniel, the guy couldn't even stand up on his own. Kept passing out all over the place.

[pureevilone]

Yeah. Prophets are dumb. If they're so good at the future, how come you never hear about a prophet winning the lottery?

[hung_garian]

Bingo. Me? I wouldn't trust a prophet's word on anything unless he lived in a great big friggin' mansion with a pool and five cars.

[Except that he would, of course, but what's a lie or two between fellow prophecy-deniers?]

[pureevilone]

I dunno what whoever made this prophecy had. The Book is pretty old I think he's dead, actually. You'd think he would've seen that coming.

[kickymeat]

Play with his balls? [So much confusion here.]

But- isn't telling us going to get you in trouble with him?

[pureevilone]

Yeah, he has these like...crystal balls, or whatever.

Probably, but what's he gonna do about it? I have my arm back.

[kickymeat]

Oh! Right- that makes sense. Sort of.

Well, he could take your arm back? Or send someone after you for this since he was black mailing other people for body parts.

[pureevilone]

My arm's attached now. And maybe everyone'll stand up to him so he has no one to blackmail, I dunno. That's what'd happen on TV.

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[denyamenti]

[ he sounds contemplative, but also subtly angry ]

I'm not surprised such a book exists in other worlds as well.

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[pureevilone]

There's one in yours, too? Man, how many of these stupid evil books are there...

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[denyamenti]

[ the thief's tone becomes venomous ]

Shefdew khept kekewy...

To think another being like Zorc... or maybe even one and the same, though...

[ he seems to be talking more to himself now ]

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[pureevilone]

What was that first part?

I don't know any Zorcs. Sorry.