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JACK NOIR ==> [VIDEO] sixty three

Nov 14, 2011 17:04

[The video switches on to... well, no one, obviously, since this is invisible bullshit week. Jack's distinct purple desk is visible, though, as are several piles of books stacked up on the edge of it. They all appear to be dictionaries and thesauruses (and they are, in fact, all of the dictionaries/thesauruses in the facility, so hopefully you didn ( Read more... )

c: equius zahhak, jack noir, c: amy pond, c: rose lalonde, c: alma karma, c: gabriel, c: midnighter, c: doc scratch, c: axel, c: vriska serket, c: jade harley, c: todd smith, c: archer

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[Audio] hung_garian November 14 2011, 22:14:31 UTC

Sorority. I'm a big fan of sorority.

[Audio] hesalreadyhere November 14 2011, 22:27:06 UTC

[PAGE FLIPPING]

... Not what I'm looking for. Need something a little more masculine.

[Audio] hung_garian November 14 2011, 22:29:04 UTC

Scrotum?

[Audio] hesalreadyhere November 14 2011, 22:42:09 UTC

Less masculine.

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pureevilone November 14 2011, 22:20:58 UTC

Sabbatical.

It means like, taking a break, but you look smart instead of lazy.

hesalreadyhere November 14 2011, 22:28:48 UTC

Sabbatical?

[...thinking about that a bit but. ehhhh.]

That'd be a dumb fucking thing to call myself. Nah.

pureevilone November 14 2011, 22:33:07 UTC

Hm.

Sadistic? Scythe? Savage? Slaughter? Storm? [Dammit his vocabulary isn't that big. He's just using things he's heard in metal songs now.]

hesalreadyhere November 14 2011, 22:44:34 UTC

Hmmm. Better.

[THOUGHTFULLY SCRIBBLING SOME THINGS DOWN]

You got anything... kinda like those, but a little less like a murderous psycho?

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[Video] stubborn_throes November 14 2011, 22:21:43 UTC

Coming up with a new pseudonym?

I'd be a liar if I told you Jack Noir wasn't a tad on the anvilicious side.

[Video] hesalreadyhere November 14 2011, 22:34:11 UTC

You catch on fast. Yeah, more or less.

[... quietly flipping over to the A section of that dictionary for a second] ...What the fuck, that isn't even a word! And Jack Noir is a better name than Rose Lalonde. The fuck is a Rose Lalonde supposed to be?

[Video] stubborn_throes November 14 2011, 22:45:28 UTC

Such hubris for the mere feat of outsmarting a sulphurous dog.

Anivilicious is slang, I wouldn't expect it to be in a conventional dictionary.
As for Rose Lalonde, I believe is a word for someone perturbed by the thievery of a treasured thesaurus.

[Video] hesalreadyhere November 14 2011, 22:50:18 UTC

Watch it, Seer. This dog's still got bite. [writing down 'sulphurous']

I was just borrowing it. You'll get your stupid book back when I'm done with it.

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[Video] didyoumeanbane November 14 2011, 22:26:56 UTC

Swords, scabbard, sheath, serendipitous.

[Video] hesalreadyhere November 14 2011, 22:41:31 UTC

Better, but those are all obvious as shit.

Except that last one but that's just fucking terrible.

[Video] didyoumeanbane November 14 2011, 22:54:03 UTC

Fine, fine. How about Saint of Steel?

[Video] hesalreadyhere November 14 2011, 23:02:52 UTC

What? The fuck do you think I am, a goddamn player?

That's a stupid title anyway, I'm sure as fuck not a Saint.

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[audio] cahoooooooots November 14 2011, 22:32:32 UTC

Scoundrel, shyster, swindler, sociopath. Slaughterer.

[audio] hesalreadyhere November 14 2011, 22:47:35 UTC

Got anything that isn't a synonym for Slayer?

[audio] cahoooooooots November 14 2011, 22:48:12 UTC

Why bother when it's the most appropriate word?

[audio] hesalreadyhere November 14 2011, 23:00:09 UTC

Because it's not, stupid. When was the last time I went around slaying people for the hell of it? No one even stays dead here.

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