03 | Davesprite [video]

[featheryasshole]

I really didn't want to do this, but the week's almost over, so...

[He points a thumb over his shoulder, indicating his single left wing.]

If anyone finds my wing, please bring it to 3D and give me a shout. I'll be digging around in the biodome to see if it's buried there.

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[quarkylass]

i asked jareth and he said he had wings!
maybe you should ask him???
oh
i found my tongue!!!!!!!

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[featheryasshole]

oh thats awesome
and ugh i asked him before already
pretty sure he doesnt have it

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[quarkylass]

i could make you a wing!
if i can find metal and welding tools and stuff we will get you a mechanical one if we cant find it

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[featheryasshole]

yeah thatd be cool i guess
dont start building it just yet though
im still hoping to find the real thing

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[deusexmachinarf]

[There's some vague shuffling on the other end of the line, followed by Jadesprite speaking up- she sounds really embarrassed]

I-I haven't seen it...

...Um. Have you seen anything that might... belong to me? Anything... fuzzy? And green? [sniffle] I can't f-find it.

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[featheryasshole]

Sorry, I haven't. If you'll be more specific, I can look for it.

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[deusexmachinarf]

It's, um.

My fluff.

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[featheryasshole]

Your. Fluff?

psst, you mean 3D. Komui's 3A

[white_beret]

Have you spoken to Jareth? He's been hoarding all the interesting looking bodyparts.

oh wow, how did i mess that up? thanks!

[featheryasshole]

Yeah, he doesn't have it. Not like I wanted to deal with the skeevy fucker anyway.

No worries <3

[white_beret]

Believe me, you want to have as little to do with that nose-hoarding goblin as possible.

[Speaking of which, the tape holding his glasses to his forehead is beginning to give way. He resecures them, sighing]

So, my little ghost-bird-boy neighbour, do you need something to dig with? I haven't got a shovel, but that doesn't mean I can't put one together.

[featheryasshole]

[He raises an indignant eyebrow at the 'little' but nods.]

Yeah, I'd appreciate that. Beats digging with my bare hands.

[stubborn_throes]

Mm, I share the sentiment.

I haven't been able to find my eye yet, either.
I'm a little worried. [Although you'd never guess she's serious but the monotone way she says so.]

[featheryasshole]

I'll give you a call if I happen to dig it up, then.

[His tone's equally monotone, not betraying his nervousness in the slightest.]

[stubborn_throes]

Wonderful, I'm taking heavy precautions to restrain my elation at the thought of having my eye returned to me covered in dirt and the ashes of my dead friends.

[But it's better than nothing, she guesses.]

Any assistance required, Dave? Not that I have the most proficient or prolific record of making good on my given title lately.

[featheryasshole]

You can help dig, if you want. Jade's already coming along, but the more the merrier, right?

[Please come along, ectosis. He gets kind of nervous when he's alone with Jade.]

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[ironicpurposes]

S'not in my room.

[ Which is the only place he can search thoroughly. Sob. ]

I can take the Egbertmobile out for another search.

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[featheryasshole]

Don't worry about it, dude, I've already got help coming. No need to mobilize the eyeless troops.

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[ironicpurposes]

You sure? It's not like it's any trouble.

[ This is probably a good thing, Davesprite. He's already got a few bruises from tumbling down the stairs. ]

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[featheryasshole]

I'm sure. Seriously, no need to worry.

[Mostly he'd just feel really awkward getting help from his player. It's supposed to go the other way round!]