7TH RAGEQUIT | KARKAT VANTAS | AUDIO

[sufferheir]

[OOC: BACKDATED TO YESTERDAY PLZ. Apologies, I couldn't get it up until now.[Just audio - Karkat already sounds pretty exhausted

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[no_no_badtouch]

Rainbow Dash is already looking for missing body parts and I have a list of people and what they're missing.

[He frowns.]

What I could find over the network at least. You could tell her to send things to your lost and found. Mister Dresden and Sherlock are looking too I think.

[sufferheir]

Right. Okay. Great. The network has been a huge pain in the ass for me to navigate this week.

Would it be possible to get a copy of that list it'd be useful to have around in case something comes in so I know who to get on about it.

[no_no_badtouch]

What did you loose and who are you? I can add you to the list while I send it to you.

[sufferheir]

Hnn...Karkat Vantas, and I lost my fucking ocular orbs. I mean my eyeballs. They're orange, it's pretty obvious.

[audio]

[caligulasaqua]

Huh.

That's actually a pretty good idea, Kar. I wasn't expectin' anyone to come up with somethin' useful.

[audio]

[sufferheir]

Yeah well it sounds like we have a lot of people sniffing around for this stuff already but I guess they're all just hoarding it in their blocks or whatever, so may as well consolidate it into one place. It's just being reasonable.

[audio]

[caligulasaqua]

Everyone else seems to just be tryin' it on their own, too. And it's wastin' everyone's time. This sounds way better.

Even if it's kinda disturbin' to have a pile of everythin' that people fine.

[audio]

[sufferheir]

...Yeah...

Well, like...a few organized piles or something more like but...

[Pause.]

On the bright side at least I don't have to look at it.

[and_another_war]

Good idea. Quite frankly I'm kinda surprised nobody else'd done that.

[sufferheir]

No shit, but then again, lack of organization in these endeavors is never something that will sincerely surprise me, let's be honest.

[and_another_war]

That's true, and I guess most people're just freaking out a ton anyway so they're not gonna get anything done.

[sufferheir]

Well the whole "surprise amputee" situation is pretty fucking alarming so I guess they get a pass for the first night or two. This is pretty goddamn invasive.

[Video]

[rebelliousrat]

"Good t-thinking."

[Mr. passionate speech-maker over here hasn't been able to say as much as he'd like with his missing lung, so it's nice to see someone else taking charge of the situation. He swallows, trying to get a good breathe in.]

"S-S too bad we [breathe] h-have no way to get them back on o-once we do [breathe] find them. Little worried about- p-people trying."

[Either way, point is]

"I'll help look. [Breathe] Have been."

[AUDIO]

[sufferheir]

Wow dude it sounds like someone took a shit right down your oxygen tubes, what the fuck?

[Just a little bit distracted by that for the moment.]

[Video]

[rebelliousrat]

"Th- One way of saying it."

[Jet rolls his eyes but he hasn't entirely lost his amusement.]

"If y-[breathe] find any spare lungs in that pile, I may need one."

[Video]

[sufferheir]

Aw shit, seriously? Okay, well I'll mark you down for an oxygen bladder.

I sure as fuck hope the condition of these things won't matter at the end of the week.

[psionichax0r]

anythiing ii can do?

[sufferheir]

ANY LUCK FINDING SHIT SO FAR?

[psionichax0r]

no. 2o far ii've completely emptiied out my own room and looked ab2olutely everywhere in the 2uiite and part of the rec room though. ii iintend two leave liiterally no 2tone unturned.

[sufferheir]

I GUESS I SHOULD MAKE SURE SOMEONE THOROUGHLY ROOTS THROUGH MY BLOCK JUST IN CASE THESE JOKERS THOUGHT IT'D BE A HILARIOUS IDEA TO HIDE MY STUFF RIGHT UNDER MY ASS.
NOT LIKE I COULD SEE IT ANYWAY.