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[psionichax0r]

okay unle22 you're a p2ychiic ii don't want two 2ee you iin per2on thii2 week 2o ju2t fuck off

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[caligulasaqua]

and wwhat happens if wwe dont fuck off huh
you dont havve your powwers back and i bet i could shovve my wway into your block if i wwanted to
and wwhat happens if someone doesnt tell you if they see one a those things

[psionichax0r]

well then they are 2cum 2uckiing diickbag2 who ii wiill muderate next week.

you can't 2hove your way iin iif ii lock the door.

[caligulasaqua]

evven though only one a those thins is yours
wwhich one a us lost their eyes anywway

no but i can blast it dowwn if i wwanted

[psionichax0r]

iit'd 2tiill make you a diickbag
ii don't really know iif ii'm 2uppo2ed two 2ay. ii gue22 ii 2hould have thought of that before ii made the lii2t though.
iit2 karkat.

no cau2e iif you diid that you miight acciidentally kiill me and then where would you be.

[stubborn_throes]

No more excla!mat!on po!nts?

Either way, it's too bad you've been precipitated into what sounds like a murderous, potentially drunken rage.
I have something for you.

[psionichax0r]

exclamatiion poiint2 are lame.

fuck. ii do not get drunk (ooc: anymore)

[and now this is locked 60%]

ii2 iit the dragon?

[stubborn_throes]

Dearest apologies, I humbly retract my previous statements.

Yes, it's the dragon.
I wouldn't call it in the league of Chinese sweatshop assembly lines, but it's a fair job.

[psionichax0r]

wow ii2 iit lame that ii am really exciited two 2ee iit? becau2e ii am really exciited two 2ee iit.

al2o no don't worry about iit. ii gue22 ii'm ju2t iin a bad mood

[truepsychictale]

Why the door threats?

[psionichax0r]

ii don't want two be around people ii can't talk two.

[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> You hooven't figured out how to eat yet

[psionichax0r]

no.

turns out iif you can't 2wallow 2hiit end2 up goiing iin your lung2.
iit2 really plea2ant you know. ju2t iin ca2e you were wonderiing.

[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> I wasn't

D --> W001d you like help

[psionichax0r]

wow that ii2 omiinou2 a2 fuck
uh 2ure ii gue22?
what diid you have iin miind?

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[justshutupraz]

Raz ended up finding my hand. [Thus she has it back and is cranky.] So- you can take it off the list.

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[psionichax0r]

wow yeah an2wer iin audiio. thank you. that2 not really rude or anythiing.

text - Aka why Lili is all audio this week.

[justshutupraz]

csnt type thst well a sn work thid thinf

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[psionichax0r]

oh riight. 2orry. go back two audiio. ii'm an a22hole.