Lucas Lee • Take 36 • Video

[bbcarrotcooler]

THiS JUST IN

THE FACILITY IS BULLSHIT

EAT MY ASS, VAL

[Oh God no eyebrows means he can't properly display how mad he is WHAT IF PEOPLE CAN'T TELL]

ANGER

[Yes, perfect, that'll do]

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[caligulasaqua]

you just noww figured this out or wwhat

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[bbcarrotcooler]

no
i was upset about it before but i was busy
WITH THINGS
and then i realized how horrible this is because i cant display my emotions right
and

i finally looked in a mirror and its just so

bad

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[caligulasaqua]

i dont see wwhat the big deal is about this wweek in particular
especially after last wweek

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[bbcarrotcooler]

OH I DONT KNOW MAYBE BECAUSE SOME OF US DONT WANNA STAY EYEBROWLESS FREAKS

what are you missing?

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[fujigglephysics]

Ah...at least they didn't take anything too important?

[Hi, have a mountain-less Fujino. The sight is hideous to behold, for sure.]

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[bbcarrotcooler]

[He looks at her in--well he'd better say it--as he points to his face--]

Disbelief.

What are you talking about?? I'm an actor. These are like...it's like cutting off the hands of a painter!!!

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[fujigglephysics]

O-oh. Still, I'm sure you'll find them soon! Or in the very least, find an alternative for the week in the meantime?

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[bbcarrotcooler]

Every alternative I can think of just makes me...cringe.

[Beat.]

Holy shit, did they take your--

--sweater puppies?

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[onteamdyson]

............. AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA SO MUCH LOL. ... well. Mind laughter. MIND LAUGHTER AT YOUR FACE! HAHAHAHAHA!

Oh god. Oh my god, Lucas. I can fix this. Oh my fucking god. Are you in your room? You just leave this to the makeup assassin.

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[bbcarrotcooler]

do not laugh at me in my time of need
wait
mind laughter?

if you put glitter or something stupid on me youre just gonna make it worse
im in a crisis

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[onteamdyson]

Can't actually laugh. Unless snorting counts? I can sort of snort still.

No glitter. Do you trust me?

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[bbcarrotcooler]

is your MOUTH gone???

that is a dangerous question from someone who wants to paint eyebrows on me

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[quarkylass]

[ Holds up a sticky note that says:

i cannot tell what you are missing!!!!!!!! ]

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[bbcarrotcooler]

--what? Seriously?

[Lucas peers at the camera.]

Wait, what are you missing?

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[quarkylass]

[ Opens mouth

AAAAaAAAaaaaa no tongue she makes croaking noises instead ]

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[bbcarrotcooler]

[He cringes.] Shit. Your tongue?

Ugh. Don't worry, kid. We'll find it. I hope no one else is missing their tongue though, considering they're kinda...hard to tell apart. Unless yours was pierced or something, which, you know. It isn't.

[Lucas hesitates and then points to his forehead, where his eyebrows used to be.] I'm concerned right now, if you can't tell.

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[featheryasshole]

Wait. I'm not sure what you're saying here. Are you trying to imply that you're... angry?

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[bbcarrotcooler]

...what? Are you serious?? I literally said it outlo--

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[bbcarrotcooler]

--oh.

You're just being a dick, aren't you?

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[featheryasshole]

Yep. 'Cause seriously, eyebrows? Not the worst possible thing to lose.