Lucas Lee • Take 35 • Video

[bbcarrotcooler]

[The saddest movie star of all time is staring into the camera. Just his face is visible, his eyes full of tears--but not crying. Just glassy.]

No one is safe.

[Lucas backs up to show off his full head of green hair, including green stubble, green eyebrows...and...it can be assumed...that all other hair on his body is bright green.]I don't think

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[esoteric_rose]

So that wasn't by choice?

[bbcarrotcooler]

No!!!!!!

Green is the worst!!

...yours is red though.

[esoteric_rose]

Oh, I thought you were making some sort of what-do-you-call-it, statement.

...Yes, it is.

[bbcarrotcooler]

...do you like Christmas?

[quarkylass]

But it's so pretty....

[bbcarrotcooler]

...you think I'm pretty???

[quarkylass]

Oh, yes.

[bbcarrotcooler]

But I don't wanna be pretty!