❦ Princess Peach ☂ One Group Hug ☂ [Video] ❦

[needsaplumber]

[Helloooo Facility~

Have a bright-eyed, blonde-haired Princess looking at you all from the screen of her faciliberry. She looks...strangely happy to be here.]

Hello everyone! I'm Princess Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom, but you all may call me "Peach", if you'd like.

I've spent much of today observing many of you that have been sending messages to

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[supervegan]

It's not bad right now, but it's usually pretty bad. And no one's ever been rescued from it. Sorry.

[needsaplumber]

Well that's no reason to stop hoping! There's always a first time for everything.

What's your name? You seem like a big strong Hero type...am I right?

[supervegan]

Maybe someday. But more bad stuff'll probably happen first.

Todd. And you couldn't be more wrong about that. Well, big and strong, yeah sure. Hero...nope.

[needsaplumber]

That's okay! There's nothing like friendship to get you through hard times.

[/BEAMS]

It's so nice to meet you, Todd! But are you sure you're not a Hero? Oh...maybe you just don't have anybody to rescue. If he or she just isn't here right now, that doesn't make you less of a Hero, sweetie!

[star_charm]

Uhm... Miss Peach...?

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you but, it doesn't work quite like that! I'm rather versed on being kidnapped too, and the guy that usually saves me got kidnapped here too. No one is safe, y'know...? Not to mention, we're in space! Not a castle or anything.

[needsaplumber]

Oh...well that is unfortunate! But I have a friend from space, too, and he's quite a Hero in his own rite! I'm sure that he'll help Mario find us. His name is Geno, and we were all helping him fix the Star Road! He's very brave.

[/smile smile]

What's your name, sweetie?

[star_charm]

[Yeaaaahh there was no helping this one, was there? Kairi hadn't ever met a Princess so... dumb. Before.
So she'll just try to be nice to her.]

My name's Kairi. I'm a Princess of Heart.

[needsaplumber]

[PEACH ISN'T DUMB OKAY SHE'S JUST...very sheltered. Sob.]

That's a beautiful name! It's nice to meet another Princess. I expected there would be others here!

Have you been here for very long?

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[n3p3ta]

You get kidnapped a lot? How often?! Who is Mario? Why does he palways rescue you?

[gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp]

Is he in LOVE with you?

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[needsaplumber]

Oh, goodness! I love your hat, dear.

[She giggles.]

Yes, I'm afraid it happens every few weeks, usually. But Mario is my Hero who came into my world through a magic drainpipe to rescue me from King Bowser! He rescues me because Bowser is silly and just needs to be stopped from taking over my kingdom every once in a while. That's all!

[/MORE GIGGLING.]

Heehee...maybe! I don't know! He hasn't said it, if he is~

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[n3p3ta]

Heeheehee, thank you! I have more hats. I could show you if you want! I like your crown. Oh, and your dress is really purretty. I have dresses, too!

[Nepeta tilts her head] That is very often. Why don't you just save yourself, destroy the Bowser King, and feast on his entrails!? That's what I would do if a beast tried to take my cave back home!

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[needsaplumber]

Maybe sometime we could trade for a little while, and you could be a Princess! Would you like that? Oh! We should have a tea party!

[She keeps smiling. What an adorable little savage girl!]

I don't particularly like fighting anyone, unless I have to, sweetie. And I don't think Bowser would taste very good, anyway. He's too mean! Belome tried to eat him, once, and he said he tasted sour...I'm not particularly fond of sour things, so I'd pass on that.

Also Bowser is much stronger than I think you realize!

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[doctor_scratch]

[Doc Scratch dips into a very polite and formal bow.]

Why, hello your Highness, welcome to the Facility. I am honored to meet your acquaintance. My name is Doc Scratch, I am glad that you're finding yourself comfortable here.

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[needsaplumber]

Oh my! You're quite a fellow! So well-dressed and well-mannered!

[She'll return that bow with a curtsy of her own!]

It's good to meet you as well, Doctor Scratch! Do you happen to know who maintains this place? I'd like to compliment them on their upkeep! My normal host is never this generous...

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[doctor_scratch]

Thank you very much, Princess Toadstool. [He gives a small, gentlemanly laugh.] I try my best.

I believe the name of the people who run this Facility are called the Consortium. They aren't as generous as they appear, Princess, I am sorry to say. And it makes me sad to hear that your host was ruder than the people who run this place.

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[needsaplumber]

Well, he was only rude sometimes. When he was polite, I would do what he asked me to do, but he doesn't much enjoy being polite, even now that he's temporarily turned over a new leaf. He really wasn't that bad, his musty old castle was just so gloomy! Stone and mortar and lava is only so exciting, you know?

The Consortium are quite an organization if they can manage to keep so many people housed and fed. It really is impressive! And I'm sure that sometimes they do nice things for us? Sometimes Bowser would bring me cake and tea when he was feeling particularly benevolent!

[empyreanistic]

Hey, it's kinda nice to have somebody so optimistic about it! Don't worry, Princess, we'll make sure your stay here's as comfy as it's gonna get.

[needsaplumber]

Thank you so much, Sir! I truly appreciate your kindness. It's nice to meet someone else who shares my sentiments! It's always best to look on the bright side, I find.

[She smiles.]

Do you mind if I ask your name?

[empyreanistic]

Hey, if you don't look on the bright side you're staring at the dark and stuff over there isn't as fun to look at, y'know? [He salutes her with a smile that seems a little too forced, though still genuine] Alfred F. Jones, ma'am. Pleasure to meet you.

[needsaplumber]

Absolutely! Oh...!

[She salutes back! It's only proper.]

It's wonderful to meet you, Alfred. How long have you been here? Not too long, I hope...?