First Entertainment//The Joker//Video

[gotthesescars]

[Oh hello there facility, you get a nice view of a very frightening looking man in sloppily put on clown makeup. The way he's holding the camera his face takes up nearly all of the screen, and he's giving everybody his best red-stained grin]

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen of this fine establishment. I'm happy to tell you that today I'm in the

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[fujigglephysics]

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[gotthesescars]

[The joker reads over it, laughing every so often]

Oooohhhh.... Well doesn't this sound like fun.

Tell me, little girl, what's your name?

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[fujigglephysics]

Not exactly, but well, every viewpoint does vary.

Me? I'm Asagami Fujino. Who might you be?

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[gotthesescars]

Well yes, I suppose it's just a measure of how deluded you are, hmmm? How much you choose to acknowledge the funny side of things.

See, that's a tricky one. You never ask the man who tells the jokes his name, especially if it's not him that's important, it's what he's saying. What lesson he's teaching.

Me?

I'm just the Joker.

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[notasidedick]

[SDHSDKFK

Because keyboard smashing is obviously the way to go to convey how Dick feels right at this moment.

If only furniture wasn't bolted down. Or he'd throw his chair, but he needs that for sitting. WHY. Oh god damn it.]

[Anonymous Text]

[notasidedick]

You better not thing of doing anything funny.

[Oh my. Who could a mysterious anonymous text be from that already knows Joker's funny business?]

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[gotthesescars]

[Joker's eyebrows go up]

Ahhh. A note? From a fellow inmate? My my my, what we can do with technology these days, I would have expected this to be slid through bars.

If there are bars. This seems like the sort of cage that likes to pretend it's not.

[He's walking, obviously, but the camera's still held close to his face. It's hard to see where he is, and he carefully keeps the collar tucked under his shirt, he's found the number already]

And why would I not? I'm just the funny man, whoever-you-are, it's practically a job!

[Text]

[notasidedick]

You probably can get the basic information already. Space station. No way out. Experiments.

It's better that you don't do your usual business unless you want an entire populace breathing down your neck.

You know what I mean. Just know that you got at least someone watching to make sure you don't step out of line.

[adashofrain]

[She didn't really pay attention to anything he said, but is tilting her head and asks, genuinely curiously] What happened to your face?

[gotthesescars]

Oh the scars? [he points to them, smiling]

It's a long story, actually, and usually I only tell it under special circumstances, miss talking pony, but I suppose I could make an exception if yo'd be willing to... trade. A story for a story?

[talking ponies: An extremely ordinary, everyday occurrence for the joker. Haters gonna hate.]

[adashofrain]

I... guess I could tell you one. How about the time we defeated the Mare in the Moon? That was pretty awesome!

[gotthesescars]

Ooooorrrr, you could tell me about one of these... experiments... I keep hearing about.

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[gingerbatgirl]

[Lalala, let's see what's on the network today. Oh look, new people. Well, that's not very interesting. This one kind of looks familiar though. Oh well no big deal]

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[gingerbatgirl]

[Wait. He really does look familiar. Is that-?]

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[gingerbatgirl]

[Oh my god. THAT'S THE FUCKING JOKER. Really, Facility? Really? aspdipogjgiklfljdfiokgjnfgjfkgjfioklfgdffigkhjffjdfjgkflfjkfj

BRB FLIPPING ALL THE FURNITURE]

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[gingerbatgirl]

[Okay. Okay. She's cool now. But seriously? They brought the Joker here? Of all the people they could have pulled from Gotham, they had to choose one of the craziest and most murderous. Wonderful]

It's a pity this isn't the nuthouse, since I'm sure you'd feel right at home there.

Don't even think of playing any of your little jokes while you're here.

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[darc_nidellia]

[Well that was...a bit odd]

You almost sound as though you're enjoying yourself...

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[gotthesescars]

Oh, but I am. I've got a feeling that this place and I will get along juuuust fine. You see, I like to help people see the funny side of things, learn to laugh at the world, and all the silly twists and turns it has. And this? This might just keep me laughing for the rest of my life.

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[darc_nidellia]

....I don't get it. Are you being sarcastic?

[Given that he rarely laughs about anything, and hasn't picked up on the ominous undercurrent to what this guy is saying]

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[gotthesescars]

Do I look like the kind of guy who does sarcasm very well? No, I'm deadly serious. I'm already having the time of my life with all these secret admirers.