[o] 13th Scratch - Doc Scratch [Video during the Reaver Raids]

[doctor_scratch]

[Doc Scratch stands outside his home, the faciliberry hovering in the air a few feet in front of him. It doesn't seem too amused, mumbling and grumbling profanities. The screeches of the Reavers can be heard from all directions.]I once more offer my protection to those who need it. Injured, frightened, or simply without a safe place to stay, I

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[audio]

[pantiesakimbo]

[There's a variety of gunshots in the background, but don't worry Scratch, she screams loud enough to make sure you definitely hear her]

How fuckin' sweet of you to reach out to people. Shame you sound really fucking creepy the way you're doing it. I'm with your phone; I'd rather risk my ass out here.

[video]

[doctor_scratch]

I'm not entirely sure what you mean, miss. How in the world am I creepy in offering a place to stay? Is it because I am being polite?

Dude everyone with half a brain can tell you're fucking crazy.

[audio forever blahblah]

[pantiesakimbo]

Dude. You look like an incarnation of a white windowless van. And you might as well be offering kids candy. Yeah that one creepy-ass teacher came right out and said it, but you're not much more fucking subtle.

[and video forever :P]

[doctor_scratch]

So it's because of how I look? I apologize but I can't exactly help that, can I? I was born this way.

Yep, born a creepy looking pedophile.