[o] 12th Scratch - Doc Scratch [Video]

[doctor_scratch]

[The feed turns on and is rather shaky, it seems like the faciliberry is shaking in fear, somehow pinned into place. The image is fixed on Doc Scratch, standing up straight and tall inside a green room. His body is pulsing with green and yellow lightening, the collar around his neck gone from blue to black

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[Audio] I feel like the 'berry was channeling Hussie LMFAO

[bit_awuss]

You sound kind of fucking nuts when you say weird shit like that, I thought you'd like to know.

But you have fucking good tastes in decorating. I'll give you that.

[Video] I should name it Mini Huss or Hussberry

[doctor_scratch]

I'm not exactly sure what weird things I said. I'm only giving out a proper if not slightly interrupted warning.

You're lying to all of them, you're the only threat around! Watch out, he'll skin you alive!

Ignore him, I never lie. Thank you, though, I take pride in my interior design.

Green makes me sick!

Shoosh.

[Video] Hussieberry...Finn. /SHOT FOR WORST PUNS

[bit_awuss]

Well, everyone kind of says weird shit here, so I guess it's normal actually. Weird...normal shit. Whatever.

I really don't give a fuck. I mean, what your fucking 'berry is saying.

I mean, you can't be all bad if you actually take time to make your place look decent. I fucking hate ugly places.

[Video] Worst puns. I'm sticking to Hussberry it's adorable 8|

[doctor_scratch]

Some minor altercations to the space in which this house exists and voila, green and gorgeous.

You're going to trust a guy with weird space powers over ME?

Feel free to take refuge here, I have more than enough room.

You can sleep with the dead girls he's piling up in here!

[Audio]

[kryptonsson]

...The wish to protect is commendable, but-

The berry was only joking, wasn't it?

[Video]

[doctor_scratch]

Of course it's only joking.

No I'm not!

Believe me, I am nothing but sincere. I certainly don't keep dead things around, that would just be rude and quite insanitary.

You would know.

My offer of protection stands where it is, despite this obnoxious little device's protests.

Look who's calling who obnoxious! At least I don't put on a pompous act like I'm somebody important! Geeze who does this guy think he is?

Quit fussing.

[Video]

[kryptonsson]

[Well, it's not like Clark couldn't see it if he did hide corpses somewhere, so.]

I see. What kind of powers do you have, to offer such protection?

Hey! HEY YOU! Yes you, the berry!

[Video]

[doctor_scratch]

Omniscience and omnipotence. At least, quite nearly. I can manipulate space to my will in a nearly infinite number of ways. Perhaps you're familiar with Jack Noir? We draw our energy from the same source, however I draw mine more directly.

Yeah? You talking to me??

Also it seems like your communicator is talking to mine. How adorable.

It's not adorable!

You're right, it's just conspiracy.

Exactly!

[video]

[cuttlefishcull]

Hehe, your is so glubbing rude!

[video]

[doctor_scratch]

Oh yes, incredibly rude, I can hardly bear it.

Psh, this guy's a total control freak! He's holding me hostage he's that bad!

Please don't mind him, your highness. Is yours any better?

Ooh, hey princess! Do you need some saving from this big bad here?

[audio]

[cahoooooooots]

You know it is communicating shit, right, Vanilla Milkshake?

[video]

[doctor_scratch]

Yes, of course I know, but he's being incredibly resistant about it.

Hey little girl stay away from him! He's trying to trick you!

We're already well acquainted. Will you really be calling me by that nickname, Vriska? It's quite silly. Not that I mind, a name is a name.

[video]

[cahoooooooots]

I'll call you whatever I feel like calling you. How many times do I have to tell you? God, this is rich. I'm loving every minute of this!

[a higher-pitched voice chimes in.] She really is! If you could see her face. [and the video unceremoniously pops on. Vriska is wearing a grin and a cowboy hat.]

[video] I just noticed the html fail oops SORRY

[doctor_scratch]

You really should be careful. This place isn't fun and games.

Yeah, little cowgirl, he'll eat you up!

Trust me I'm the last person to be doing any eating of any others. Also, I love the hat. Perhaps I should get one myself?

Yeah, to cover up that bald spot of yours.

So creepy.

[wrightng_wrongs]

...Wait.. you know everything?

[Curious lawyer is curious.]

[Video] Hussberry is lying

[doctor_scratch]

It would be untrue to say I know everything, infinitely. But my clairvoyance has improved tenfold, and like I said, the only reason that I believe things still remain foggy to me, such as the exact nature of this place and the people who run it as well as the other subjects who are in it, is because this place is both outside of my universe and my timeline.

I know everything about my universe and my timeline. I know a great deal about this place and events occurring and about to occur.

[Video] lies.jpg

[wrightng_wrongs]

...Clairvoyance, huh?

Soo... what exactly are you, I guess I should ask? I don't thing I've ever seen someone quite like you.

[Video]

[doctor_scratch]

You probably never will. The closest I suppose you will come to someone remotely like me in this place is Jack Noir. He and I have extraordinarily similar powers. However, mine are stronger.

I am what is known as a First Guardian.

Psh, some guardian, this guy only cares about himself!!

Nonsense, I am a wonderful protector, and as such I am offering my protection to the likes of all of the subjects here.