5th Bite \ Conrad Achenleck / Audio

[bit_awuss]

This place fucking sucks. This is the most fucking ridiculous places to ever toss us in ever[Of course they would be transported to a place where it's hot, sunny, and probably the worst terrain ever for a vampire

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[undeadsidekick]

There's a bar at the fucking edge of town if you think you can even fucking make it that far with your fucking headache.

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[bit_awuss]

Haha. You're funny you piece of shit.

Let me just go make my way over like no one's goddamn business. It's okay. The sun is out. That obviously won't screw me over. Oh wait. Now I'm dead.

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[undeadsidekick]

Get a fucking umbrella.

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[bit_awuss]

Not every house has an umbrella.

Other then to block sun, I really doubt umbrellas are all that useful here. Doesn't look like this place gets that much rain.

[empyreanistic]

So obviously I'm not a vampire for sure! [Since he's currently in full sunlight, grinning his ass off] How you dealin'? [Now that he is in full sunlight, he isn't as scared. Or at least, that's what he's telling himself]

[bit_awuss]

I already told you that you weren't. Fuck are you paranoid. You'd be dead by now if you're in the sun. [Are you seriously that stupid Alfred?] This closet is fucking comfy. I sure fucking love closets. [:|]

[empyreanistic]

You would be paranoid too if a crazy British vampire bit you! [Yeah. Yeah. Alfred sometimes misses some.... things. He's raising his eyebrow] Oooookay. Didn't need to know that.

[bit_awuss]

I already told you that you weren't. Why the hell would you still be paranoid? I also thought you said you weren't scared. [You sure are dumb.] Sarcasm. Learn it.

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[bitchatroll]

I'll be out exploring, I'll let you know if there's anywhere safer for you during the day? [Faking concern, not that you can tell.]

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[bit_awuss]

Anywhere that doesn't have sun. I really don't give a shit where I am anyways. I just really fucking hate this place. It's dry and fucking shitty.