No, trust me, you'd be really surprised what I can sleep through. One time there was this thing that happened and it was really awful and shit, but I don't know what it was because I slept through it.
I dunno, man, ask someone who was awake for it what happened.
I can tell you that that night I was dreaming about flying on this totally awesome robot dragon, and it shot lasers out of its mouth and blew up one of those dumb greeting-card-slash-vitamin stores. It was pretty epic.
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Is this the part where I get advice on how to beat whatever's happening?
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And I'd rather this be the least educational experience that it possibly can be, so don't waste too much learning on me.
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Never heard of the place and this is definitely not it. You're in the facility now, buddy. Sorry about your shitty-ass luck.
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And it's okay. Has anything tried to kill everyone yet? If not that's a pretty decent week.
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Because if that was it, that's pretty impressive.
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I can tell you that that night I was dreaming about flying on this totally awesome robot dragon, and it shot lasers out of its mouth and blew up one of those dumb greeting-card-slash-vitamin stores. It was pretty epic.
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So what is there this week? Is there a task I can try to avoid or anything?
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There are balloons with weird stuff in them, but that's about it.
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