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[cahoooooooots]

So the zombies got taken care of, I guess?

[whoever's asking, she's got a patch over her left eye and some kind of bionic left arm. sounds a little familiar, too.]

And here I am without my autographed Steve McHattie memorabilia. Hey Lee, Ingram, what's going on with you? Patel, too, I guess.

[she pauses, mulling something over. it comes out

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[supervegan]

Patel's got something he's overreacting about this week. What else is new?

And, uh, Lucas is a kid.

[HOLD UP is Lynette here? No that's...not actually Lynette.]

...Wait. Who is this?

[cahoooooooots]

Ugh, great, you must have amnesia or something. [she shoves herself off her desk and brings the feed up to her eye, which she rolls.]

It's me, Ingram. Vriska. Triforce of trickery?

[supervegan]

Oh. Vriska? Well, I know about the Triforce. Wait. You're not a troll?

...Let's say I might have selective amnesia or whatever. Is there anything else I should know?

[cahoooooooots]

I'm only a troll on the internet. If you're talking about those weird grey kids, I've never been one of them. Don't think I'd ever want to be one of them.

Selective amnesia, huh? What parts do you remember? I can fill you in from there.

[Video]

[hairlikethis]

Uh..... what.

[Video]

[cahoooooooots]

Did I stutter, Flowers? Come on, advance or abscond.

[Video]

[hairlikethis]

ummmmmmmm... [She has only known one person to ever use that word. And that person is supposed to be a 13 year old troll girl. NOT LYNETTE! WTF!]

Vriska?

[Video]

[cahoooooooots]

[she facepalms.]

Yes. We figured out that my name is Vriska. Should we move on to colors next?

[bbcarrotcooler]

...Lee, like...like m-me? Lucas L-Lee?

Or--no. Probably s-someone--

--someone different..?

[cahoooooooots]

No, I'm talking about you, Lee. Lucas.

[jeez, she doesn't know how to deal with kids. which is weird considering she's 13-ish herself!]

Is this one of those experiments that they didn't do to everybody? Aside from Ingram being slow and Flowers being... Flowers, you're the first one I've seen that actually got hit by something.

[bbcarrotcooler]

O-oh. Hi. I'm...I g-guess you know older m-me.

[Fidget. Fidget.]

Um, w-well. Matthew's a l-lady. And I think...n-not that I...

...R-Ramona has something t-too. I think? I think she h-has to tell the truth. Either that or she j-just...likes b-being mean on purpose. Which I guess maybe she d-does.

[cahoooooooots]

She has to tell the truth, huh? [oh, that's a scheming look.] Thanks. I'm totally not gonna use that for evil.

And if Patel's dealing with being a girl the way I think he is? He's off limits from me this week. Not even I'm that much of a bitch. But if you can get, like, a picture of him or something, I'd love to have it for the future so I can embarrass him on cue.

[she laughs a little.] You're just cool at every age, Lee.

[crystalanthemum]

Who's Steve McHattie??

[cahoooooooots]

A Canadian actor. He's done some zombie stuff. I can't remember the name of the last one he was in, but it was okay, I guess.

[crystalanthemum]

I do not watch a lot of zombie movies... It really bothers me when they break down doors and their hooves are all chipped and... eugh!!

[cahoooooooots]

Hey, they're not supposed to be nice! That's how horror works. Jeez, I thought you knew that.

[togana_keiri]

...Vriska?

[cahoooooooots]

Oh hey, Maka. How's it been going since last week?

[togana_keiri]

[...well at least it wasn't 'are you okay.']

Pretty much the same as last week.[It was the best she could come up with without lying.]

I haven't seen you in a while, have you been okay?

[cahoooooooots]

Aside from Terezi nailing me with a mercy kill, I've been fine. This is the first time I've seen the light of day since then. [shrug]

So what's the deal? I read back and saw you getting seriously pissed off on the network. You ever find the guy?