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First Feather // Video

Jul 29, 2011 12:18

To whomever has seen it fit to toss me in this glorified prison with these strange fleshy-looking creatures and this little technological marvel I am speaking through right now ( Read more... )

c: rainbow dash, c: eddie riggs, lord shen, c: milla vodello

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Video deliveryboyman July 29 2011, 18:27:11 UTC

[Fry stares at Lord Shen, examining him thoroughly.]

...Are you an alien bird, or are you really just a bird that can talk?

[He's used to the former. The latter, not so much.]

Video noblepeacock July 29 2011, 18:31:06 UTC

Excuse me?

I don't know if you've been living around some profoundly under-educated birds all your life or if you're just a moron, but yes, I can talk.

Video deliveryboyman July 29 2011, 18:36:25 UTC

I may be a moron, but know that where I come from, birds don't talk. Unless they're aliens, or sometimes really, really smart parrots.

If you're not an alien, does that mean you're magic or something?

Video noblepeacock July 29 2011, 21:35:34 UTC

No, I am not magic.

Did you ever stop to consider that maybe birds just don't want to talk to you?

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[Voice] godisachild July 29 2011, 18:42:44 UTC

Don't bother talking. All the idiots here understand is force, apparently.

[Voice] noblepeacock July 29 2011, 21:36:46 UTC

Oh, I have plenty of that, too, if that's what they want.

[Voice] godisachild July 30 2011, 04:44:44 UTC

I would probably get to it then. Hopefully we can just kick the crap out of whoever put us here when we find them.

[Voice] noblepeacock July 31 2011, 07:58:58 UTC

You can fight, then?

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[Video] minx_of_disco July 29 2011, 18:48:30 UTC

[Oh, talking bird. Good thing Milla is a master of going with the flow.]

I'm afraid they're a little more stubborn than that, darling. They don't respond well to requests for freedom--rude, no?

Has anyone given you the information link yet?

[Video] noblepeacock July 29 2011, 21:37:34 UTC

No, what is the information link? [Sounds like some weird fortune telling technique or something :|]

[Video] minx_of_disco July 29 2011, 21:39:10 UTC

Here you are, baby. It'll explain things for you.

[A text link comes on.]

[Video] noblepeacock July 31 2011, 07:54:14 UTC

I am not a child, thank you.

Hm. This is long. And looks ridiculous. Have you considered the possibility that the one who wrote this is insane?

onefideliter July 29 2011, 19:15:48 UTC

Don't waste your words--action speaks louder here, it seems.

noblepeacock July 29 2011, 21:40:04 UTC

Yes, so it seems. Well, I'm not unaccustomed to action.

onefideliter July 29 2011, 22:45:18 UTC

What is it that you do exactly?

noblepeacock July 31 2011, 07:52:41 UTC

Many things. I am royalty, of course, but I am also an inventor, and have extensively studied kung fu.

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[Voice] strongestcoward July 29 2011, 19:58:06 UTC

...I am going to eat you.

[Voice] noblepeacock July 29 2011, 21:40:31 UTC

.......What?

Why on earth would you even think of something like that?!

[Voice] strongestcoward July 29 2011, 21:47:16 UTC

Because you look delicious.

[Voice] noblepeacock July 31 2011, 07:48:37 UTC

[...]

Not interested, sorry.

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