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thissucksval in a_facility

004 - Val

Jul 06, 2011 19:08

Good morning-evening-afternoon, guests. How are you enjoying your new location?

I hope that you are enjoying the change in diet, as many of you have expressed that you would rather eat anything than the nutritious food bars that I provide.

Of course, if you would like something that is not entirely comprised of empty calories, I could be convinced ( Read more... )

c: patchouli knowledge, val, c: sebastian michaelis, c: komui lee, c: eridan ampora, c: princess ishtar, c: lucas lee, c: gamzee makara, c: jade harley, c: kenzi, c: johnny c, c: rin tohsaka, c: jason todd, c: archer, c: damian wayne (robin v), c: alfred f jones (america)

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white_beret July 6 2011, 23:10:37 UTC

No coffee still?!

thissucksval July 6 2011, 23:11:40 UTC

It appears coffee split my mind.

white_beret July 6 2011, 23:15:52 UTC

How? HOW?! I'll find some pliers and pay right now!

thissucksval July 6 2011, 23:16:25 UTC

I am sorry, but coffee does not appear to be on the menu.

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thissucksval July 6 2011, 23:15:56 UTC

Does it matter?

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thissucksval July 7 2011, 01:02:15 UTC

Quite possibly. You're file is full of examples of actions that are pointless or simply stupid.

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undeadsidekick July 6 2011, 23:19:30 UTC

The lack of a chili dog here is severely disappointing, not gonna lie.

thissucksval July 7 2011, 01:02:33 UTC

I cannot please everyone, it seems.

bunnyhostage July 6 2011, 23:24:40 UTC

A little steep when it comes to booze, don't you think?

thissucksval July 7 2011, 01:02:58 UTC

You might say that I have a monopoly on the market.

bunnyhostage July 7 2011, 01:04:19 UTC

Yeah, but it's still a tad expensive. What do you plan on using the teeth for anyway?

thissucksval July 7 2011, 01:09:52 UTC

Does it matter?

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crystalanthemum July 6 2011, 23:57:48 UTC

...What's on the salad??

thissucksval July 7 2011, 01:04:05 UTC

It is a standard garden salad with romaine lettuce, tomatoes, carrots, cucumbers, red onions, and croutons.

crystalanthemum July 7 2011, 01:36:25 UTC

Okay that sounds really really good.

thissucksval July 7 2011, 01:42:13 UTC

Would you care for dressing?

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