Agent Raz ∆ 2nd Assignment ∆ Video

[callforakiller]

Okay. So check it out. [He's set up the camera so that he can step away from it again. Looks like he's in the rec room. Raz plants his hands at his waist.] Are you one of Sasha and Eddie's kids? I wanna talk to you. Hit me up. Yeah, that includes you, Sollux. [UUUUGH.]

Oh yeah--and Damian? Are you listening? If anyone sees this guy, point me in

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[caligulasaqua]

...What do you want with their stupid human family?

oh hell fucking yes i netted eridan. oh HELL yes.

[callforakiller]

I need to know who I should be looking out for.

You look kinda like Sollux. Are you guys for real brothers?

:> glad i could please, then!

[caligulasaqua]

No way, fuck you! That's stupid. I'm not any sort of stupid human familial shit to him, I hate him. I'm just wonderin' what you want with Fef.

hey. bitches love eridan. come on.

[callforakiller]

Fef?

[Video]

[hurtandscared]

[Oh hai.]

Hi, Raz.

You know, if you wanted the codes to private message everyone, I would've been happy to give them to you.

And why'd you like to see Damian?

[callforakiller]

Eh. I'd rather have them come to me. But thanks, Less.

Damian? I just wanna talk to him.

[hurtandscared]

Well, I'm pretty sure Feferi's comatose, so you'll have to wait for her. But you'd like her! I don't think anyone doesn't like her! She's a troll who likes making lots of fish puns, so she's hard to miss.

I know where Damian lives, but you might want to wait for him to tell you himself. He's really nice to me, but he's usually pretty suspicious of people he doesn't know. He'd probably punch you in the face by accident or something if you just popped in without warning.

[callforakiller]

He sounds like a prick. [DE. JA. VU.]

[psionichax0r]

what do you want?

[callforakiller]

I wanna apologize for directly calling you an asshole and for indirectly calling you a dick. [Obviously, this is SO SINCERE.]

[psionichax0r]

ju2t 2ay what you want a22hole.

[callforakiller]

That's what I want.

[justshutupraz]

Should I even ask what happened between you and Sollux?

[callforakiller]

Nope.

[justshutupraz]

[Eye roll] Somehow, I sense he's going to hate you too.

Perfect. [She shakes her head.]

[callforakiller]

That's okay. I can deal with being hated.

[thebat_brat]

So.

You're Aquato.

[callforakiller]

Yeah. You're Damian? [Guessing by the fact that you sound like A PRICK.]

[thebat_brat]

I may have heard of the guy.

[SIZING YOU UP.]

[callforakiller]

Yeah, he's got quite the reputation. [BAITING YOU.]