✎ Double D || post(video) = √4 || ✎

[head_in_sock]

[Double D looks into the camera, blinking, an uncertain look on his face. He's holding a lump of post-it notes, which he's carefully aligned back into a block, and for a moment he doesn't seem too sure what to say. Finally, though, he clears his throat.]

...I have to admit, the first dozen or so of these were actually sort of appreciated. It was

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[daddys_hit_girl]

[Personal space? What the hell is that? There's a cheerful little purple clad girl poking her head into your room, doublt d.]

Hey, stupid. I heard those were from the people who run the place, they're just trying to fuck with your head.

[head_in_sock]

[WOAH OKAY HI oh god that lock needs to be enhanced, adding that to his list of things to do ASAP]

I realize that now. In fact, I'm fairly sure that I realized it a few days ago, but it...was nice to pretend, for a while. Before they strayed too far from plausible.

[Blink, blink. What an OUTFIT this one's wearing. Jeez.]

...I don't believe I know you. How did you even find my room?!

[daddys_hit_girl]

[Hit girl is just gonna stroll on in, inspecting the furniture]

you can go ahead and call me Hit Girl. I'm just looking around this place, seeing what other peoples' living arrangements are like.

Heard you from outside. [Yeah. She's been listening at doors.] You shouldn't believe the shit they tell you, though, from what I've heard they're kind of assholes all the time.

[She walks over, and quicker than anything, pulls a sharp, improvised shiv out of her belt and spears the stack of sticky notes, holding them up in front of her.]

You want me to get rid of these for you?

[head_in_sock]

[asdfhgkjhASDJKFHGJ

Don't mind him, he's just...going to follow you around to make sure that you're not tracking dirt into his room. GOSH. You could have at least taken your shoes off!!!]

G-goodness, you have...quite a foul mouth for a...a g-girl. Um, I--

[And he promptly cries out in alarm when the shiv comes out and stabs his post-its.]

I...I...

[He just...shakes his head a little. He wants to hold onto them, at least until the week is out and he knows there won't be any more.]

[Video]

[shambleschaotic]

You okay there-

I was gonna call you kid, but turns out I know your name. You okay, Eddward? I'm Aikawa, just to make us even.

[Video]

[head_in_sock]

...I'm quite alright, thank you.

Is...is that a gas mask that you're wearing, Aikawa?

[/CURIOUS.]

[Video]

[shambleschaotic]

You sure? You looked a bit off there.

[He taps his mask with a heavily gloved finger.]

No, it's a solid mask.

[Video]

[head_in_sock]

Well I'm a bit disoriented, of course, but I'll get over it. I've been finding ways to...adjust. As much as I hate doing that. The environment is much easier to shift to my needs than I had previously anticipated. As long as the notes are sorted into a stack like this, I'm alright.

...Is there any particular reason why you're suited up like that? My observations have shown that the air here is breathable, and there don't seem to be an allergens or toxins being pumped into the facility...this week, anyway.

Not to say that it isn't, err...interesting-looking!

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[hung_garian]

Unless that's the kind of note your parents do regularly leave lying around - in which case, huge kudos for being comparatively well-adjusted - and your folks are actually here to write them... I'd go with assuming they're from the interns, like everyone else's.

[This is pretty much as close to sympathetic as he gets.]

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[head_in_sock]

Well the first few were, but as the days have gone by they've gotten progressively less and less feasible. The handwriting is nearly spot-on, though. It's...well, perhaps it's a bit sad, but I was sort of hoping that they were from my parents. I do miss them quite a bit.

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[hung_garian]

Guess you're not now, huh? [Kanye shrug goes here.] Probably just as well they're not. Last thing you want in a crapsack like this is someone nagging you to do your geometry homework or fold your socks.

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[head_in_sock]

...I like being told what to do. There's nothing more comforting than a life lived with structure and order.

[video]

[one_eyed_zero]

You should know they aren't gunna, brainiac. [yeah, he said gunna on purpose X3 ]

[video]

[head_in_sock]

...I believe you mean "going to".

Did you enjoy thieving while people were out? I've seen multiple posts of people asking for their things back, and I assume it was you, since you were so ambiguous about exactly what part of my previous post was a "good idea"...Natsuo, was it?

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[one_eyed_zero]

Shucks mister, I dun know nutin what you speaken bout. [MORE ON PURPOSE, think uneducated Japanese accent if it was translated into English. He grins at his name though]

Yeah, You're that Double D. haha, at lest you have parents.

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[head_in_sock]

I wasn't ever making fun of anyone for not having parents.

...You're just trying to annoy me on purpose. At least when Eddy would speak like a lout, I could know it was just how he was. You're clearly educated and have no excuse for ignorance.

I hope you return those people's things at once, if you haven't already.

[sw33t_just1c3]

D34R 3DDW4RD
PL34S3 STOP 41R1NG YOUR P3RSON4L PROBL3MS ON PUBL1C V1D3O
LOV3 YOUR F3M4L3 P4R3NT4L CUSTOD14N

[head_in_sock]

...You didn't even try. That wasn't even in my mother's handwriting.

[sw33t_just1c3]

M4YB3 B3C4US3 T3XT DO3S NOT H4V3 H4NDWR1T1NG!
OR 4R3 YOU S4Y1NG TH4T YOU W4NT M3 TO TRY 4G41N??? >8D

Dear Eddward, please stop hassling hapless orphans. Love, Mom.

1S TH4T B3TT3R?

[head_in_sock]

Slightly, but it's still typed.

I'm not hassling you. You're the one who contacted me. Try to keep up, here, please.