Agent Raz ∆ 1st Assignment ∆ Video

[callforakiller]

[This was totally planned. It’s not like he’s never seen a smartphone before, and this is pretty close, right? So this tiny Psychonaut has his all set up on the desk, propped to get a good view of him as he backs up, serious as all-get-out about looking cool. And he looks so cool right now

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[truepsychictale]

!!!

Raz. Where are you located?

[callforakiller]

Sasha?!

Dude, where are you? I'm on the move, those rooms were boring and there was a crazy girl in there!

[truepsychictale]

Suite 30, tell me, what is the last thing you remember?

[callforakiller]

Filling out my dailies for Agent Kackahl before hitting the sack--like, five seconds ago. Give me five, I'm like--I think--

[Give him a second to stutter step to a halt and check his location.] Yeah. Five minutes.

[in person]

[daddys_hit_girl]

[Mindy rolls over in bed, and opens one eye to see some kind of strangely dressed boy obviously talking into some kind of communicator.

Hope you like choke holds, Raz.]

Ok, you son of a bitch, who are you reporting to?

[callforakiller]

[OH GOD WHAT IS THIS EVEN?! Raz falls back to instinct, immediately throwing up a shield to deflect this strange and profane intruder!] What--th--what the ff-f-f-HELL get off me!

[daddys_hit_girl]

[The shield tosses Hit Girl back a bit, and she throws a couple more experimental punches at it while it stays up]

Woah. So that's what that helmet does. Some kinda mad doctor, huh?

[she puts up her fists]

Come on and fight fair you little cocksucker.

[callforakiller]

This is fair. You snuck up on me. [PEEER] How old are you anyway, like five? Decent human beings don't just attack each other. Back off, or I'll brain-slap you.

[Video]

[hurtandscared]

[Alessa will just squint at the camera.]

Excuse me, who are you?

[She recognizes you from somewhere... :/ ]

[callforakiller]

Agent Razputin Aquato. And you are? [So suave. So stylin.]

[hurtandscared]

Uh, Alessa Gillespie?

Or, uh, I think that's still my name. Daddy seems to be giving me his and Papa's.

[callforakiller]

Weird. What's your new name then?

[psionichax0r]

[RAISES EYEBROW AT]

I seriously doubt that.

[callforakiller]

Then you obviously know nothing about me.

[psionichax0r]

I'd hope that would have been obvious no matter what I said.

[callforakiller]

Yeah, but it sounded cool. My name's Raz.

1/?

[justshutupraz]

[Don't mind Lili, she's just.... STARING]

2/?

[justshutupraz]

[Followed by being confused, OH THE CONFUSION.]

3/?

[justshutupraz]

4/4

[justshutupraz]

[THEN HAPPY. WHAT. GIRLS ARE WEIRD.] Raz?!

Raz- where are you?