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[VIDEO] ☤ seven things. and a note. ☤

May 22, 2011 03:57

-- and, oh, well, that's just RUDE, that's so many levels of RUDE, isn't it --

[ The video cuts in midsentence, the Doctor shaking the Faciliberry rather unceremoniously, and wildly brandishing a small, haphazardly scribbled upon sheet of notebook paper. ] Look, if you're going to spring unnecessary and sudden comas on a fellow, you need to not ( Read more... )

c: kenzi, c: john egbert, the doctor (ΘΣ), c: 6, c: alessa gillespie, c: yukina, c: terezi pyrope

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ecto_biologist May 22 2011, 09:29:28 UTC

You missed a terrible, terrible week, Doc. So that's always a plus! Dunno how much longer you've been out, though.

retardised May 22 2011, 17:04:22 UTC

More than I should have.

[ He taps his fingers against his lips, debating, because it's honestly hard for him to gauge! He knows all of space and time, backwards and forwards, can pick out any singular moment in history, but tell him if something was five minutes ago or twelve and he's at a loss. It's difficult to get it in order when you've done it all jumbled. ] Probably.

TERRIBLE, though, that sounds, well. Terrible. What sort of terrible are we talking here?

ecto_biologist May 23 2011, 15:58:37 UTC

Well you know the kind of terrible where you wake up, and you hit your head on something on your way up from bed, and then you trip down all the stairs, and then find out that you overslept and have to run out of the house half-prepared terrible?

This was more like "audio soundtrack of screams the entire week, along with tv videos of every gruesome thing to happen to people and buttons let you leave from the screaming but also let someone kill you in a horrible gruesome way" terrible.

retardised May 25 2011, 19:11:41 UTC

[ Oh, hello, there's an expression that's draining a little quickly, as he opens and shuts his mouth and oh. Oh. ]

I think there's actually a picture of that. [ Weak attempt at a joke, as he scrubs at his chin and scratches spastically at his head. ] Next to 'terrible'.

[video] 6toleadus May 22 2011, 09:29:45 UTC

[Oooh it's you again!]

Missed? Moving pictures, sounds, of past bad things. Would not stop. Ooh, and big red buttons.

[video] retardised May 22 2011, 17:05:49 UTC

[ And it's you again! 8D ]

Bad things? Bad things on the communicators? [ Or the televisions. ] What did the big red buttons do?

[video] 6toleadus May 22 2011, 17:23:50 UTC

On big boxes with moving pictures. And sound of it, everywhere. Past sounds.

... do not know really ... but ... took people away. Said escape, that would be alright, but ... do not trust.

[video] retardised May 22 2011, 17:27:01 UTC

[ Big boxes. The televisions. They were playing horrible sounds on the televisions. The Doctor's face sobers a little at that. Promising escape. Of course they would. These people are trapped, and if you stress them to a certain point, they're bound to seek any escape. ]

Never trust a captor -- No, never trust a man who doesn't show you his face, captor or friend alike. He's invariably a liar. They didn't escape.

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onteamdyson May 22 2011, 14:38:43 UTC

Me and Amy are starting a club for cool people that don't have to go die in a fire and everyone else hates me. Those are clearly the most important things that you missed and you're pretty much not allowed to leave again because I won't be able to find the smutty pirate romance novels in the library without a space librarian!

... So yeah. There's that. [It's not like she missed seeing your dumb face around or anything, Doctor.] Also, I was joking about those romance novels. Find me some comic books about zombie hookers with your dewy decimal powers.

retardised May 22 2011, 17:08:13 UTC

[ ... Oh. Oh, there are nightmares. There are nightmares and they are unfolding before his very eyes as Kenzi speaks, and the Doctor is opening and shutting his mouth by the time she's talking about comic books and zombie hookers, flustered and flabbergasted and other fun words that start with 'f', probably. ]

You and -- No, you can't be -- With Pond, that's just -- Awful and -- No. No! No. I forbid it. [ Pointing. So much pointing. ] Forbidden! From any and all being in cahoots!

onteamdyson May 22 2011, 23:21:46 UTC

What? No! You can't forbid me from doing shit! We're gonna cahoot all over this sterile junkhole. YOU JUST WAIT, DOCTOR! You just wait.

[This smile is the most devilish and adorable smile anyone has ever smiled. She's like an evil little Pomeranian or something. With the teeth and the cute and the mischief.]

I'm making membership cards.

retardised May 23 2011, 00:11:46 UTC

Oh. Oh, she's making cards. Oh, she's making cards and she's got a smile that she shouldn't have.

[ There have never been words more accurate for Kenzi's plotting smile than 'evil little Pomeranian. ]

Oh, you are so being separated. Where is she? Where are you hiding Amy? I'm cutting off this plotting before it can transpire.

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mortifercanis May 22 2011, 15:45:12 UTC

Do I even want to know what exactly they put on your lovely note? [Because the whole blushing thing is very curious but Sirius does not want to know if the note said naughty things.

His expression turns serious now.] Be glad that you missed things, because they were not pleasant in the least.

retardised May 22 2011, 17:09:58 UTC

No, no, it was nothing at all, just silliness about bowtie insults and -- [ His voice trails off a little, vaguely. ] Improvements that could be made with... relocation.

[ okay he's going to stop talking about bowties on his timelord dong now, there's much more siriusserious topics at hand ]

Yes. Yes, so I've been hearing. Buttons and things.

mortifercanis May 22 2011, 17:26:45 UTC

[Commence nose wrinkling. From that he can guess exactly what was on the note, tyvm Doctor.] Shame that they can't see the beauty of where it is now.

[Yes, he will gladly go along with not talking about bowtied dongs.]

Big red buttons of death apparently. Seems people are coming back all injured after they 'quit' last week's experiment.

retardised May 22 2011, 17:37:12 UTC

Thank you, you see? Yes! That is what I'm saying! Simple, yet classy! Power to the bowtie!

[ That's probably the best course of action. ]

So -- They get the button, all shiny and tempting, promised reprieve from the experiment - experiments? - and will thusly, in desperation, push it. They -- disappear then, I'm assuming, to be taken. Wherever.

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[PRIVATE VIDEO | 68%] bitchatroll May 22 2011, 16:27:02 UTC

Told you bowtie is not fashionable~

[Smirking at you like forever. Forever.]

[PRIVATE VIDEO | 68%] retardised May 22 2011, 17:10:52 UTC

Jealousy, Izaya -- is not a very attractive quality.

[ Solemn look u_u ]

[PRIVATE VIDEO | 68%] bitchatroll May 22 2011, 17:16:33 UTC

When has telling the truth turns into jealousy, Alichin?

[Not working, dude. Try harder!]

How's coma? Fun?

[PRIVATE VIDEO | 68%] retardised May 22 2011, 17:20:43 UTC

You can't honestly believe that -- Oh, okay, fine, join the skeptics, all of you, you wouldn't know fashion if it slapped you in the face with a fish. Mr. Fuzzy Jacket.

[ Fun? ] Boring. [ No, that's not the right word; he thinks for a moment. ] Strangely violating, is it supposed to feel like that after you're unfortunately snatched out of your impromptu kidnappee bedroom because I feel like... I'm not wearing enough clothing...

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