2nd soul ; video ; Spirit Albarn

[p_assedaround]

 
(Hello, facility. Have a crying, snot-nosed Spirit calling for his daughter.)

MAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! IS IT TRUE?! IT ISN'T, RIGHT?!!

RIGHT?!!!

[[ooc: d-dated to after this, which is in the morning (of Saturday).]]

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[white_beret]

What happened to her?!

[p_assedaround]

JUSTIN KISSED HER!!!!!!!!!!

(BAWLS.)

[white_beret]

He did?!

Are you her older brother? [His lip wobbles in sympathy]

[p_assedaround]

NO!

(MORE BAWLING SLDKFJLSKDJF)

I'M HER FATHER!!!

[sugarfucking]

JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST, SHUT THE HELL UP!! ARE YOU TRYING TO SET A RECORD FOR AIMING TO WAKE UP EVERY GODDAMN PERSON IN THE PLACE OR WHAT?!

[p_assedaround]

MAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(HIS DAUGHTER COMES FIRST.)

[sugarfucking]

[YEAH, WELL, STOCKING'S NAP IS MORE IMPORTANT.]

OKAY, THAT'S IT! IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP, I WILL COME OVER AND SHOVE MY SWORD RIGHT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS SO HARD, IT'LL GO OUT THE OTHER END!!

[Complete with a threatening fist shake at the screen, oh boy]

[p_assedaround]

(Spirit's a masochist.

Well, no. He's used to getting punched when it concerns his daughter.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he'll just continue to sob and babble for his daughter to answer him.)

[harry_b_dresden]

I'm... gonna assume this is about the thing last week, with the creepy priest guy. Yeah, it was an experiment, I'm afraid, a lot of people had... increased sex drives. [He holds up his hands, saying the next part rather quickly] Not that.. anything got that far, I mean.

it went out on the network, and I was going to try to track them down, to, ah.. throw a cold bucket of water on them. Also someone else came along, he wanted to break the priest's kneecaps. Which, I guess, after the water, woulda been a bit redundant, but he's just that kind of dude. We showed up a bit too later to catch the priest, but Maka was just fine. Apparently her boyfriend had come along and broken them up, and everything was perfectly A-ok.

You a friend of hers?

i'd icon spam you, but that'd take too much time 8D;;;;

[p_assedaround]

(Thank you, stranger, for just dropping another shocking news that Spirit hasn't heard of before.

Bringing the communicator close to his face, Spirit is very much the epitome of "omfg you did no just say that".)

My Maka... has a b-boyfriend?

D'oh shoot I didn't know he knew. WELP.

[harry_b_dresden]

[Harry sputters for a second] N-NO! COURSE NOT!

I... meant... her... Joy... friend. Her friend Joy. The.... girl.

Ahem.

WELP. GOOD JOB.

[p_assedaround]

Y-you said b-b-b-b--

(... He looks very much like he's about to have a heart attack.

HISSES.)

IS IT SOUL?!

[Video]

[didyoumeanbane]

[Eyebrow raise, get.]

...is something the matter?

[Video]

[p_assedaround]

A BASTARD KISSED HER!!!

[Video]

[didyoumeanbane]

Huh, is that so? Before I ask any further on the situation, just how do you happen to know her?

[Video]

[p_assedaround]

(CRAIIS.)

SHE'S MY DAUGHTER!!!

[livingbioweapon]

[Don't mind the twitching eye, or that red and black line trickling down the side of his head. Not like you made his ear bleed or anything, jerk.]

Now what?

[p_assedaround]

(WAIT. YOU'RE MAKA'S FRIEND.)

MY DAUGHTER WAS KISSED!!! THAT'S WHAT!!!

[livingbioweapon]

[Owowowow, FUCK his poor ears.]

Oh, that. Okay Albarn, just calm down for a second before you give me a damn migraine. It's not the end of the world here.

[p_assedaround]

YES IT IS!

HER PURITY!! HER INNOCENCE!!! MY BABY GIIIIIIIIRL!!!

(CRYING A RIVER.)