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[Clubs Deuce ♣ Video/Text ♣ 017]

Jan 30, 2011 00:21

[The feed clicks on to show Deuce, sitting on his bed and looking very much not dead. Which isn’t to say he’s not still looking ill. He’s holding a hand up to his chest as he wheezes, as though that will reduce the pain. Even so there’s a constant wet rattling sound with every breath he takes. Tiredly, but not unhappily, he waves at the camera and ( Read more... )

clubs deuce, c: axel, c: alessa gillespie, c: riku, c: alma karma

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[Video] terrierfancyfan January 30 2011, 05:28:51 UTC

[Hi Deuce. It's your boss speaking. And he doesn't look or sound very happy.]

The fuck do you mean dying again? How many fucking times have you died?

[text] deuceofclubs January 30 2011, 05:36:24 UTC

[There's a bit of a long pause before Deuce responds.]

SLICK? IS THAT YOU? YOU ARE HERE AGAIN!?

WHERE ARE YOU? WHAT ROOM ROOM ARE YOU IN? I HAVE MISSED YOU A LOT!

[And then a little while later, as an after thought, he adds:]

OH. AND I HAVE DIED THREE TIMES SO FAR!

[Video] terrierfancyfan January 30 2011, 05:42:02 UTC

Yeah, yeah, it's me.

[He's already heard about his short little stay earlier from Jack. He doesn't need to hear more about it, because he doesn't really care.]

Jesus, calm down Deuce. I'm in 8B. Where are you?

[He thinks about that for a moment.]

Three times... Goddammit, Deuce, how'd you manage to die three fucking times?

[No, that's just anger, not concern. Don't even think that, Deuce.]

[text] deuceofclubs January 30 2011, 05:52:24 UTC

BUT. I DID NOT THINK THAT I WOULD EVER SEE YOU AGAIN.

[There's another pause, as Deuce considers whether or not to try to get up to go visit Slick.]

I AM IN 1B! AND UM. WELL THE FIRST TIME I WAS DISINTEGRATED. AND THE THIRD TIME WAS THE LAST TIME! THE ONE I AM COMING BACK FROM RIGHT NOW. AND I THINK I DIED BY THE AIR! OR NOT THE AIR. UM. I MEAN SOMETHING WAS IN IT!

[Notice that he conveniently does not mention the second time.]

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[Video] alma_karma January 30 2011, 05:30:24 UTC

Deuce! You're back!

[text] deuceofclubs January 30 2011, 05:37:26 UTC

I AM!

AND IT IS VERY GOOD TO BE BACK BECAUSE I REALLY DO NOT LIKE BEING DEAD VERY MUCH AT ALL!

[Video] alma_karma January 30 2011, 05:39:37 UTC

Being dead is pretty awful... so I'm glad you're not dead anymore!

Oh! But you're not okay! Should I go look for a healer for you?

[text] deuceofclubs January 30 2011, 05:44:02 UTC

I AM TOO! I JUST WISH THAT IT DID NOT HAVE TO HURT SO BAD COMING BACK.

OH. UM. YES! THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE GOOD IF YOU COULD DO THAT!

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[Video] hurtandscared January 30 2011, 05:43:03 UTC

[Hi, Deuce! A creepy seven-year-old is staring at the video intently, her head cocked curiously.]

...Are you a monster? Or an alien?

[text] deuceofclubs January 30 2011, 05:54:47 UTC

NO. I DO NOT THINK I AM!

OR. UM. WAIT. MAYBE I AM AN ALIEN?

[text] hurtandscared January 30 2011, 05:56:20 UTC

[Alessa switches to text. Seems like the guy prefers that.]

Monsters don't usually talk, so I don't think you're a monster. But you're not human.

[text] deuceofclubs January 30 2011, 06:03:37 UTC

NO, I AM DEFINITELY NOT A HUMAN! HUMANS ARE VERY SOFT AND FLESHY AND I THINK THAT THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET HURT MORE EASILY!

I AM A DERSITE!

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memorizethefire January 30 2011, 05:48:54 UTC

I'm one of the healers, I'll come down. [He doesn't sound too excited, but who would be after last week? He's down at Deuce's room a few minutes later]

deuceofclubs January 30 2011, 05:57:33 UTC

[Deuce greets Axel as warmly as he can without being able to speak. Which pretty much translates to giving him a wave and welcoming him into his room.]

memorizethefire January 30 2011, 05:59:56 UTC

[Axel raises an eyebrow, but steps into the room]

Just came back from the dead, huh? It's never the best.

deuceofclubs January 30 2011, 06:14:36 UTC

[He nods very quickly at the question before shaking his head just as quickly at the statement, gesticulating his arms around to try to indicate just how un-fun coming back to life was.]

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drollhat January 30 2011, 06:23:10 UTC

D-- [oh no does his throat hurt? :( let's just... switch to text, so he doesn't feel too bad about not being able to talk!]

DEUCE!
!!!!!!

DEUCE ARE YOU OKAY?
DEUCE I AM VERY SORRY THAT YOU DIED AND I MISSED YOU VERY MUCH AND IT WAS REALLY SCARY TO WATCH AND A LOT OF THINGS HAPPENED WHILE YOU WERE GONE AND ARE YOU OKAY?????
YOU DO NOT SOUND OKAY, DO YOU NEED HELP? I CAN TRY TO DO SOMETHING, EVEN THOUGH I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I COULD DO, BUT I CAN TRY!!

deuceofclubs January 30 2011, 06:36:03 UTC

I AM OKAY! BECAUSE I AM NOT DEAD ANYMORE AND ALSO THAT SLICK IS HERE WHICH IS REALLY, REALLY, GOOD AND EVEN THOUGH I DO STILL FEEL KIND OF BAD IT IS OKAY NOW! UM. I MEAN THAT IT STILL HURTS BUT IT WILL BE FINE, I THINK!

BUT I DID NOT MEAN TO MAKE YOU SCARED! AND I GUESS YOU COULD MAKE ME FEEL EVEN BETTER BY DRAWING OR, UM, ANYTHING, REALLY! YOU DO NOT EVEN NEED TO BE ABLE TO FIX ME! I WILL GET BETTER ON MY OWN, PROBABLY! AND ALSO SOMEONE HAS ALSO SEEN ME!

drollhat January 30 2011, 06:51:43 UTC

OH. UM, OKAY. I HOPE THAT YOU FEEL LESS BAD VERY, VERY SOON! SINCE IT LOOKED LIKE IT HURT A LOT WHEN YOU... UM, AND JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO IT ALSO LOOKED LIKE IT HURT.

UM, WHO IS SLICK?

... OH!
OH, THAT IS THE NAME OF THE JACK WHO IS NOT JACK, RIGHT?
YES, HE IS HERE!
I TALKED TO HIM ONCE!
HE SEEMS PRETTY COOL! EVEN IF HE WAS A LITTLE GRUMPY!
I THINK THAT HE WAS NOT HAPPY THAT YOU DIED, SO I AM SURE THAT HE WILL BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU! IF HE HAS NOT ALREADY SEEN YOU, I MEAN.

UM, OKAY! I WILL DRAW YOU A LOT OF DIFFERENT KINDS OF PICTURES, AND I WILL TRY VERY VERY HARD TO MAKE THEM VERY NICE AND PRETTY AND COLORFUL!
AND I WILL BRING THEM OVER AND THEN YOU CAN KEEP THEM AND THEY WILL BE LIKE "GET-WELL PRESENTS"!

deuceofclubs January 30 2011, 07:01:22 UTC

THAT IS BECAUSE IT DID! BUT YOU SHOULD NOT WORRY ABOUT IT TOO HARD! I THINK THAT IS JUST WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE!

YES! HE IS LIKE JACK BUT HE WEARS A HAT AND I HAVE KNOWN HIM FOR MUCH LONGER! AND ALSO THERE ARE A LOT OF OTHER DIFFERENCES, TOO, BUT IT MIGHT TAKE A LOT TIME TO LIST THEM OUT SO I DO NOT THINK I WILL LIST THEM!
AND YES IS IS ALWAYS GRUMPY! AND I TRY TO MAKE HIM NOT AS GRUMPY SOMETIMES BUT IT USUALLY DOES NOT WORK.
I DID SEE HIM! AND I THINK HE WAS SAD THAT I DIED AND WORRIED SO I TOLD HIM THAT I WOULD BE A LOT MORE CAREFUL SO THAT HE WOULD NOT WORRY ANYMORE! AND ALSO I WILL BE CAREFUL ANYWAY SO IT WORKS OUT!

OKAY! I WILL HANG THEM UP ALL OVER MY WALLS SO THAT WHENEVER I FEEL BAD OR, UM, ANYTHING LIKE THAT I CAN LOOK AT THEM AND FEEL A LOT BETTER!

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