Crowen Wilson [001]

[ironicpurposes]

[ It's your friendly neighborhood obnoxious feathery asshole! His owner's been missing for a long time, and when his fat butt isn't perched on the TV absorbing the warm, Crowen is flapping around the hallways looking for food to pilfer and heads to dive bomb.

Yessir he is one dignified animal.

And he cares not for your privacy. If your door is open

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[the_daybreak]

[is that a fucking crow]

[ironicpurposes]

[ hell yeah

holy shit your hair brb trying to nest in it ]

[the_daybreak]

What are you doing? [He reaches up, flapping a hand at it. Maybe it'll sit on his shoulder instead?] That's not somewhere you can make your house in.

[ironicpurposes]

[ Crowen CAWS, and it is loud and horrible and right in Riku's ear.

Then he lands on his shoulder, FINE. He GUESSES he can settle for this. ]

[crystalanthemum]

[Here is Jade! Here is Jade sitting in the common area of Dave's suite trying to figure out if she should go into his room and make his bed for him so it's nice when he gets back]

[ironicpurposes]

[ Crowen lands right next to her, head cocked. It is only because he wants to comfort her in these sad, desperate hours.

Or he wants to steal her shiny glasses.

Same diff. ]

[crystalanthemum]

[Jade had nearly forgotten about the crow!! After a month or so of living in close quarters to Nepeta and Terezi without her reminders, well, some things just get forgotten.

She kinda... pets him on the head a little!! How does one pet a bird anyway]

Hi there, cutie-bird~

[ironicpurposes]

[ He appreciates a finger massage on the top of the head. And lets her know with a weird, happy trilling noise.

Attention is nice. ]

[exiledarcana]

[Ryoji's just going to freak out a bit since crows are omens of death.]

Yes, I know!

[He's going to senselessly try and converse with the crow.]

There are people dying!

[ironicpurposes]

[ Crowen glides around Ryoji. NOISE MAKING BUDDIES THEY WILL MAKE NOISE TOGETHER

CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERSSSSS

He is probably agreeing with Ryoji and suggesting ways to help. Or screaming about yams. The caws can be interpreted either way. ]

[exiledarcana]

[Ryoji nods as the bird flies about him.]

Yes, yams are delicious, but I don't think we have any here.

[ironicpurposes]

[ Crowen lands on Ryoji's shoulder and takes this into consideration before responding.

Well why the hell not I am sick of this popcorn BS. >O! cawwww ]

I approve of this ganking~

[nihonjika]

[Hana's been hanging in the biodome for the last few days. Not that he wouldn't be in there normally, but two of his keepers are missing and he can't find them. Kite's still about, of course, but something is up. He doesn't know what it is, but he can feel (and hear) the bad vibes in the air.

And a deer's gotta eat, right?]

<3!!

[ironicpurposes]

[ Crowen is perched on a branch just above Hana, being a stealthy little bastard.

If crows could glare he totally would. Oh, it's YOU. ]

I love that our pets have their own tags.

[nihonjika]

[Hana doesn't seem to notice the asshole bird. He's more concerned with the other weird smells around the place. Like that other thing like him that he fought with not long ago.

He does not approve of this new strangeness. :|]

hahaha me too. but i am just copying you and your ideas

[ironicpurposes]

[ Dude I KNOW, it's been getting crowded in here, wtf. Crowen makes himself known when he flaps down onto the grass in front of Hana. Staring contest, bitch. ]

[sugarfucking]

[See Stocking. See Stocking walk back to her room. See Stocking walking back to her completely open room, and has a few candies left carelessly on the bed.

What do, crow?]

[ironicpurposes]

[ Why, Stocking, how silly of you. Fatbutt is in there by the time she gets back. There are only bitty crumbs left.

That's wat do, little lady. ]

1/3

[sugarfucking]

[Oh, hey there crow that is already on her bed. How're you do-]

...

[No.]

[sugarfucking]

[Oh, god no.]