1 Vaarsuvius [Video]
[Static rolls across the screen for a few seconds with some muffled grumbles in the background, then the feed starts, showing a thoroughly irritated and completely androgynous face]
Does someone care to explain where, by the elven gods, am I? And what this mechanical monstrosity is?
[The video camera is picked up and the image wobbles, showing the person's red-clad lap, then is turned to look at the person's face again]
It is only because of its similarity to the magical camera that I understand how to use it, but this seems to work completely independently of magic.
[The camera is put down, presumably on the desk]
I will be taking it apart at a later date. But back to the topic, if this is a joke, I am not laughing.
[The person's lips purse]
And if this is the work of the halfling, a personal message: sleep with your eyes open, cretin.
[The person tugs on collar impatiently]
And if this doesn't come off in the next moment, I won't give you the courtesy of waiting until you are asleep!
Does someone care to explain where, by the elven gods, am I? And what this mechanical monstrosity is?
[The video camera is picked up and the image wobbles, showing the person's red-clad lap, then is turned to look at the person's face again]
It is only because of its similarity to the magical camera that I understand how to use it, but this seems to work completely independently of magic.
[The camera is put down, presumably on the desk]
I will be taking it apart at a later date. But back to the topic, if this is a joke, I am not laughing.
[The person's lips purse]
And if this is the work of the halfling, a personal message: sleep with your eyes open, cretin.
[The person tugs on collar impatiently]
And if this doesn't come off in the next moment, I won't give you the courtesy of waiting until you are asleep!