Liberty, Justice, Hope. Democracy! [Video] 5

[wayward_mayor]

[WV scrambles in and out with loads of rubble from the wrecked Rec room. He quickly orders and arranges it and piles it up.]

There!

I officially declare New Can Town open and restored!

[does a little dance and proudly displays his MAYOR sash]

Comments

[msg_ina_bottle]

Are you the king?

[wayward_mayor]

....

ABSOLUTELY NOT WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY!?!

[msg_ina_bottle]

IT IS A RATHER SIMPLE QUESTION, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SCREAM?

[wayward_mayor]

BECAUSE YOU ARE CLEARLY AN IDIOT!

[termcapricious]

Oh shit bro. That's a pretty sweet town and shit. You like it's fuckin' leader, right?

[wayward_mayor]

Yes I am the leader of this great town of rubble and democracy!

Of course!

It's fantastic!

[termcapricious]

Shit bro, it totally sounds pretty fuckin' sweet. What kinda shit goes down in it?

[wayward_mayor]

DEMOCRACY GOES DOWN IN IT!!!

Every citizen has their place and everyone does their job and works together and everyone is happy

[sniffles]

[wimpyartfag]

... I don't understand.

[wayward_mayor]

It's a town.

Made of rubble.

Called New Can Town.

Duh.

[wimpyartfag]

... But-

If it's made of rubble, why is it called Can Town.

[wayward_mayor]

Because I had a town that was made of cans called Can Town but I lost it when I came here

Thus, NEW Can Town.

[truepsychictale]

Don't forget to relocated....New Can Town before reset.

[wayward_mayor]

Oh it is ok I built it in my room!

See!

[pans camera around to display room]

[truepsychictale]

Ah, I see.

[wayward_mayor]

Yes and all of the citizens would wave at you too

But they're just bits of rubble

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[strongestcoward]

Oh! I like it!|

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[wayward_mayor]

DO YOU??

I'M GLAD!

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[strongestcoward]

What is law enforcement like down there?|

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[wayward_mayor]

....

THERE ISN'T ANY..NOT SINCE I CAME HERE.