Abyss Guest Post: Day 1

[skinners_box]

Welcome to Day 1 of Abyss! This is where guest writers can have their characters post to the network. These posts will be handled the same way as any other post to the network, but we'll keep them grouped together for everyone's sanity.

All guest characters arrived in Abyss with a communicator that resembles a Blackberry. These have text, video,

Comments

Video

[heartboners]

Inherently the dilemma with these keyboards is that they're not built for dinosaurs. To that I say:

What the frig, keyboard designers?! Dinosaurs are an important market for any computer developer to be working with!

[heartboners]

It occurs to one that making the title of a thesis the entire thesis is a bad idea.

shit

[termcapricious]

Really?

I don't see the fuckin' problem, bro.

[heartboners]

I've long run out of things to say about pelicans!

[termcapricious]

Yeah, but it's quality that counts, motherfucker, not quantity.

And that title is the shit.

Video

[omgsasukekun]

[ Stare. ]

[heartboners]

I--

[He stares back, not used to tiny women appearing at this point in his monologue]

[omgsasukekun]

[ You are most definitely not one of Orochimaru's summons are you.

Have some more staring. ]

[heartboners]

[omgsasukekun]

[heartboners]

Are- Are you hitting on me

[omgsasukekun]

What--

WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?!

[heartboners]

friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig

[omgsasukekun]

[bullskylark]

Err,

Using, my commune skills on you, I'd like you to tell me, about, umm,

programmingggggggg,

[heartboners]

PROGRAMMING IS HARD