«65» Uchiha Madara [video]

[forefather]

[Look, the guy's unarmed and in a strange place. Of course he's going to improvise. Thus, the faciliberry is used as a weapon. It's almost like a shuriken... if you throw it fast enough. So the first thing that shows up when the faciliberry inevitably turns itself on? The splattering guts of some massive arachnid. But the 'berry is moving at such

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[demonswordmode]

Madara? Is that you?

[forefather]

[Somewhere over here...]

Eh? It's talking to me now?

[demonswordmode]

Well, yeah, I do that sometimes.

[forefather]

[No response until after he's figured this thing out...]

Ah... So who is this now?

[fallen_third]

[Blink... well that was interesting....]

M-Madara-sama?

[forefather]

[Talking to himself thoughtfully:]

And it's excessively polite to its executioner...

[fallen_third]

I beg your pardon?

[Oh she's had too many world altering things this week she's not going to believe this easily.]

Madara-sama, I am glad to see you returned. Izuna-san will be relieved to know you're back. He has been... disheartened by your absence, I fear.

[forefather]

[Again, it takes him a while to answer. Once he's figured it out... Well, he looks angry when he answers.]

Who is this?

[alchemicgodmode]

You don't need to raise your voice.

[forefather]

...

[Stepping closer...]

More than one voice? Did I miss one?

[alchemicgodmode]

[Oh god.

He can already tell this is going to be annoying.]

The spiders are not talking.

[forefather]

What exactly are you implying?

[He's just barely on-screen now, hands on his hips and looking everywhere but down.]

[nihonjika]

[Damn it, he's back. Shika's just going to sigh. Though...

"Kiss my ass"? That's new.]

[forefather]

[Flipping the faciliberry around. Turning that frown upside down, get it?]

What's the matter?

[nihonjika]

[Eyebrow.]

... Did you just tell that spider to kiss your ass?

[forefather]

Maybe I should have told it to do that when it still had lips, haa.

[And turning it back around.]

Now you look familiar...

[wind_wielder]

[Snort.]

Congratulations on killing an arachnid with your communicator. So what will you be doing for your next trick?

[forefather]

I'm going to cook up a fine meal, of course. Can't let good meat go to waste.

[wind_wielder]

Even after rupturing it's organs?

[forefather]

There's still good meat. Tough meat, but so it goes. I'm a terrific cook so it'll be fine.