Sep 14, 2009 20:58
--DARY!
Legendary. [he leans back in his chair. You can see his face this time, he looks exceedingly smug]
You hear that, Consortium? You hear it?! You've been thwarted! [he leans forward, a cocky smirk on his face]
Hah! Can't see me now, can you? Your little observations won't be so awesome this time 'round. And for once it's not you, you bastards, but I, Barney Stinson, who will control the week and the experiment.
[he leans back again, fixing his tie] How will you react, huh Doctor? How will you control me if you don't know what I'm doing, or who I've taken.
That's right. Taken. [he does something which could be called a gangsta move, but he's so not gangsta and still pull s it off. Just don't question it] One of your precious lab rats, one of my own, one of the ones who you take such great pleasure in torturing. [he narrows his eyes] You don't know where I am, nor do you even know who it is. But you will, by God you will. By the end of this week this place'll never be the same.
Suit up, Bros! Daddy's home.
barney stinson