(014) "Who's on first."

[a_dinozzo]

Freeze,
NCIS!
National Cleavage Inspection Service.

All females come forward now to have their cleavage inspected.

( ooc; Am so not to blame for this. Yes, he's cursed b-but even if he weren't he'd still do this! )

Comments

[akaladybasene]

What?

[a_dinozzo]

I inspect cleavages. You know, chests. Breasts. Boobs.

[akaladybasene]

...You want to inspect my breasts?

[a_dinozzo]

Yes.

[inbetrayal]

...What.

[a_dinozzo]

Which part of "Show me your boobs" did you not get, Miss?

[inbetrayal]

What, do you think we're hiding bombs down there somewhere? Breast implants with dynamite inside? Are you going to use that as an excuse for just being completely horny?

No can do, sweetheart.

[a_dinozzo]

It's my job, Ma'am. Now, if you'll step closer or I'll have to arrest you for failure to comply with the orders of a law enforcer.

[monochrome_mind]

...

If you call my work partner forward for something so...demoralizing, then I will not be very pleased. In fact, I think your entire idea is terrible.

[a_dinozzo]

Just doing my job, there.

[monochrome_mind]

No. I think your job involves protecting the people, not doing what you're doing right now. You look like a fool instead of an actual officer of the law.

[a_dinozzo]

I'm Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo working for NCIS, the National Cleavage Inspection Service. I'm an actual officer of the law!

[punchlikeagirl]

Excuse me?

[a_dinozzo]

You heard me. If you'll let me inspect your cleavage now.

[punchlikeagirl]

No. Way.

[a_dinozzo]

Then I will have to arrest you for failure to comply with the orders of a LEO, Miss.

[am_not_an_angel]

That's ridiculous!

[a_dinozzo]

I assure you, it is not!

[am_not_an_angel]

Yes it is ridiculous!

I've met perverts before but this is just...

[a_dinozzo]

I'm not a pervert, I'm just doing my job!