Scene 04

[a_crazygirl]

Razor blades. In the turkey.

Really, town? Really? You already forget what I told you before? Let me spell it out for you again, then: You're doing it wrong.

I'm going vegetarian today, I think.

Comments

[agirlsname]

T-Toni?

[There is some clunking in the background, and he's sounding bewildered and stressed.]

MyturkeyistryingtokillmewhatdoIdo!?

[a_crazygirl]

They gave you a live one?

[agirlsname]

No! This one is dead! Skinned and everything, I was going to put it in the oven but it turkey-fu'd my face. And this would all be awesome cool if it didn't want to beat me up!

[More clanking and some thudding against the door he was currently leaning against.]

Ohjesus.

[a_crazygirl]

It's dead and... oh that's just nasty. I would say shoot it in the head, but it doesn't have one anymore. Got anything big and heavy you can throw at it?

[bethebetterman]

A vegetarian wolf, huh? That's a first.

[a_crazygirl]

I'll have you know it's a perfectly valid lifestyle. I've heard some of the turkeys are full of blood, too. I bet you like that, don't you?

[bethebetterman]

Might've been a nice change from a turkey full 'a turkey heads, like I can eat this shit. Must be this town's way of tellin' me I gotta feed on my "family".

[a_crazygirl]

Full of turkey heads? What is wrong with this place? Christ.

[crazyclownwoman]

[Smashing noises]

At least your's wasn't filled with spiders!

posted with the wrong icon, lol

[a_crazygirl]

Oh, gross!

[crazyclownwoman]

I know! It's disgusting!!

[Smash]

And there's so many of them!

[a_crazygirl]

Call an exterminator!