How true...

[a1gryphon]

Thought for the Day

Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Comments

[a1gryphon]

Yeppers. I do good, thorough work. It isn't too hard to roll you up onto the bed. A few whispered words and you helped me out nicely without waking too much, which is why you don't recall anything. And I would indeed tuck you in. I'm nice.

[a1gryphon]

How do you know that didn't happen?

[a1gryphon]

Alcohol does crazy things to a person. Tequila makes clothes fall off, after all.

[jbwillia]

haha, so she'll just get you when you go up the stairs....if she goes first, then right when she reaches the top, who's right behind her? lol

[a1gryphon]

Nice! Hadn't thought of that.

[jbwillia]

already covered it my ass ... you just don't have as evil a mind as I ... now for another kicker, if she goes down first all she needs to do is grab the rail, kneel down and guess who trips over her, mwahaha

[jbwillia]

oh wait, she doesn't even need to kneel down...her inherent shortness will take care of that part *grins*

[a1gryphon]

Your evilness was being enjoyed riiiiight up until you brough my height (or lack thereof) into it. Now it's war, scrawny boy!

[jbwillia]

haha ... now if I left you out then that would be bias or something .. and I wouldn't want to be guilty of that now would I? I'm an equal opportunity harasser I am, short and scrawny girl!

[a1gryphon]

Oh yeah? Well, you own a penis pan!

[jbwillia]

HAHA, umm, OUCH ... while technically true, I'll have you know I did not buy it ... it's what happens when you let your lady friends plan parties at your place (things get left behind).

Since we're resorting to elementary one liners I have to (sorry):
Well, you dated a big gay man!