User visit: Tyler Marlocke

Oct 30, 2011 19:02

"Right, just stand there in the target area in front of the giant laser."

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a1enzo October 31 2011, 02:30:23 UTC
"I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon and he's gotta be larger than life
Larger than life
Ladies and gentlemen!" A cheer rises before Value even begins her introduction this time. "Coming to you from right smack in the middle of the United States, the one-a, the only, Tyyyyler Marlocke!"

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a1enzo October 31 2011, 19:56:40 UTC
"So, like all the different kinds of virus," Enzo suggests.

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tyler_marlocke October 31 2011, 19:59:57 UTC
"Yeah, pretty much, some are pretty tame too, and they'll steal money or food, but anyone talks about harming kid around them's gonna find a squid in their bed." Some villians have families too. And are very doting parents.

"Getting superpowers isn't always guaranteed either, both my mom and dad can fly and shoot lasers and throw buildings around...but I don't have any powers myself."

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a1enzo October 31 2011, 20:14:16 UTC
This does not perturb the audience. Like Tyler, Guardians make their own powers.

"What's it like working with kids with powers, then?"

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tyler_marlocke October 31 2011, 20:28:12 UTC
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Tyler would like to say something nice about this but...

"It's frustrating. Really frustrating. You know all the comics you guys read? Well the kids back home read em to, but they think that's how they should act with their powers, or sometimes they let their powers do the thinking for them." Tyler sighes. "Some of them are really good at using their powers to help, but like some Guardians here, some charge in without a second though to the consequences."

"...like say...charging into a room and announcing yourself when you're trying to catch a rogue teleporter."

Who cares if Kevin's ears burn for this.

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a1enzo October 31 2011, 20:40:08 UTC
Silence while they process this.

"Like... 'Halt, evildoer, put down that portal generator'?"

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tyler_marlocke November 1 2011, 01:17:45 UTC
"More like this..." Tyler shuffles and does his best impersonation.

"FACE THE JUSTICE OF THE EMERALD GAUNTLET AND STOP UH..WHATEVER PLANS YOU'RE PLOTTING...HEY WHERE DID HE GO???"

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a1enzo November 1 2011, 04:48:49 UTC
There is a combination of laughter and groaning.

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tyler_marlocke November 1 2011, 04:59:56 UTC
...And the kid wonders why he got elected to be Class President without even entering to be voted in.

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