First hack

[a1a100]

A. In the house.

[Good morning Mayfield, today seems like a particularly lovely day, no? Well despite the lovely weather, a certain boy isn't pleased. He gets out of his bed and rubs his eye, looking around the unfamiliar room.]

Where the hell ith thith?

[After standing up, he notices a full body mirror on the wall. And what he was looking at

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[doublerinbow]

[Rin was just minding her own business, when this kid runs by. Well, no big deal - except that suddenly she recognizes him! She only met a previous Sollux once, but it was during a pretty rough event, and he did something that had potentially saved her from getting hurt. So in a moment, she feels compelled to get up and call after him. But she doesn't know his name, so she just says]

Hey, psychic kid!! ♪

[a1a100]

I probably will, no worrieth.

[He smirks.]

Would you like to learn how to calm him down if he getth too pithed?

[doublerinbow]

[ooh, secrets. Rin grins back]

Sure, why not? ♪

[a1a100]

Alright. At the top of hith head uthed to be hornth, right? All you have to do ith thcratch him kind of like a cat right at the top where the bathe of hith hornth would be. If you don't know where that ith, thcratch all around on the top of hith head.

[Sollux doesn't know about how Karkat's back to being a troll just yet. (Because I'm assuming this thread is taking place before he stumbled into Karkat.)]

c-can't stop laughing (1/3)

[doublerinbow]

....

[Scratch his head??? What the hell-]

[doublerinbow]

Seriously...?

[doublerinbow]

No way, you're just trying to get me to do it so I look like a spaz!! ♪

Heheh, I'm glad I could get you to laugh c:

[a1a100]

No theriouthly! Why do you think he hath "cat" in hith name? It'th becauthe he'th part cat.

[doublerinbow]

That's the worst logic ever, I'm not buying it! ♪

[a1a100]

I'm hith betht friend. If anyone knowth more about him it'th me.

[doublerinbow]

Well, you pet your friend then.

[tsuns this image, it's too cute to be real >:T

but since she's never met him in person, now she's imagining this kawaii uguu catboy Karkat type thing. Damn you, Sollux.]

.... Besides, if he was part cat, wouldn't he ... I don't know, go "Hssss" or something? When he was pissed? ♪

[a1a100]

[You're welcome.]

He'th not that much part cat. You thee, all trollth are part thome kind of animalth but it'th not tho much lookth and acthionth, it'th more like thentheth and inthtincth. I'm part bee, by the way.

[doublerinbow]

[Bee.

Rin looks at his sweatervest...]

Yeah, okay. ♪

[a1a100]

Yeah, thee? Tho when he getth mad, thcratch him behind hith earth, on the top of hith head, practically anywhere calmth him down.

[doublerinbow]

[... still kind of dubious. But oh well.]

Ah, I've never actually met him in person though, so it probably won't come to that anyway. ♪

[a1a100]

You never know. You'll probably end up meeting him in perthon at thome point.