First hack

[a1a100]

A. In the house.

[Good morning Mayfield, today seems like a particularly lovely day, no? Well despite the lovely weather, a certain boy isn't pleased. He gets out of his bed and rubs his eye, looking around the unfamiliar room.]

Where the hell ith thith?

[After standing up, he notices a full body mirror on the wall. And what he was looking at

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[windplay]

[ After having a lovely conversation with Jade on the phone, John shuffled out the room to see what exactly the hell was going on here. The atmosphere reminded him of his and Dad's old house before it had been demolished, but it seemed... older. Antique. He couldn't quite put his finger on it, and--

Oh hey, a person. Who's house he might be unintentionally invading. Oops. ]

Uh, hi!

[a1a100]

Well yeah it'th a normal thing. They take care of uth but in return we have to take care of them.

[He rubs the back of his head.]

It'th not that I care, it'th jutht how thingth work.

[Now he's all embarrassed thanks Egbert.]

[windplay]

Pff, whatever. I don't buy it.

If I learned anything from playing Sburb, it's that trolls are nicer than they make themselves out to be. Erotic slip of the tongues, not included.

[ In yo face, Karkat. ]

[a1a100]

Pffft, you've never met me before tho you don't really know how nithe I am.

[windplay]

[ Shrug! ]

You're not yelling at me so far. Plus, I am pretty sure if I can befriend Karkat, I can befriend them all. You know this to be true.

[a1a100]

KK'th thoft though. Our whole group ith pretty thoft. You'll never be able to befriend any other trollth I'm thure. To be honetht, if we weren't thtuck in the thame thituathion, I wouldn't want to do anything with you thtill.