(Untitled)

[a1a100]

Phone. Filtered to the trolls minus Eridan

Okay, what the hell ith going on? I keep hearing thit about Eridan that'th not jutht about how he'th a huge douthche. I'm obviouthly out of the loop here and I want to know eckthactly what you guyth know. Don't thkip on any detailth and if you do I'm going to be really pithed.

Comments

[miraculls]

Shit, I got no motherfuckin' clue either, bro. I ain't ever had a problem with fishbro, but I hear Kanaya and best friend are harshin' something real motherfuckin' fierce on him.

[a1a100]

Yeah, I can tell that thomething ith definitely up and I think I have a right to know.

[miraculls]

If you find anything out, can you hit a brother up? Eridan wants me to be all austipicizing for him, but it ain't really easy to do that when I don't even know what people are all grudging on him for.

[a1a100]

Why don't you jutht athk KK?

[crusthatecean]

Okay. Since Feferi knows now, you might as well.

[a1a100]

Why would you keep anything from me anyway? Ith there really a point?

[crusthatecean]

Yes, there's a goddamn point. Everything on the timeline after you has gone completely to shit and is awful in every conceivable way.

If you don't need to know about the miserable excuse we have for a future, why would you want to? Oh wait, I forgot, you get off on being important and knowing things before everyone else.

[a1a100]

Thut the fuck up! Thith ith a theriouth fucking ithue and I would like to know all the detailth about what Eridan did pleathe!

[dreambubbly]

...I'm going to guess that you know what happened.

And, well...I'm not going to the dance. I promise it's not you. If I'd known all this stuff earlier...well, things would be a shell of a lot different. But as it is? I don't have it in me to dance right now.

[a1a100]

It'th okay and underthtandable. I think I'd be more comfortable with you thtaying home anyway.

[dreambubbly]

...what is that supposed to mean? Did you not think that maybe I had wanted to go and it's upsetting as shell to sea everyone else glubbing and maybe I'd gotten all excited about it but now I feel like a piece of whale shit attached to Davy Jones' locker.

You'd be comfortabubble with me staying home? Even if I don't have it in me to be up and dancing, I kind of wasn't given much of a choice in the matter after having that depth charge dropped on me.

[she'll apologize later; this is all her upset being dumped out.]

[a1a100]

[Sollux stays silent for a few minutes, a little shocked at Feferi's reaction.]

I'm thorry. I didn't mean for it to come off ath thelfith or anything. I know how eckthited you were about going and I'm thorry that thith all happened.