Torchwood IMs: Tosh? Gossiping? Never!
Title: Tosh? Gossiping? Never!
Chapter: 5
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Toshiko Sato
Author: a_silver_story
Genre: Humour
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Implied M/M
Disclaimer: If I owned anything in this, I'd be a rich rich rich bitch. However, I am not a rich rich rich bitch so you may all, therefore, assume I own nothing. Which I don't. It all belongs RTD and the BBC, in case any of you didn't know.
Summary: Tosh came in work stupidly early, and discovered what shall henceforth be known as .... "something" ...
10:33 AM
TOSHIKO has entered the conversation
TOSHIKO: Hey Gwen!
GODDESS GWEN: Hiya Tosh
TOSHIKO: You know that thing I was trying to tell you this morning? And I had to stop because Ianto was nearby?
GODDESS GWEN: Yeah ...
TOSHIKO: Well ...
TOSHIKO: I shouldn't gossip, but it's their own fault really ...
TOSHIKO: Actually, no. I can't tell you.
TOSHIKO: Forget I said anything.
GODDESS GWEN: Oh no! You can't do that! I'm desperate to know now you've said that!
TOSHIKO: I really shouldn't.
GODDESS GWEN: You're desperate to tell! Please!
GODDESS GWEN: Don't make me beg!
TOSHIKO: Oh no! lmao don't talk about begging!
TOSHIKO: I'll start at the beginning ...
TOSHIKO: I feel so nosy! ... and Jack was so good to me, especially after Mary ...
TOSHIKO: Ohhhh to hell with it. In for a penny, in for a pound
TOSHIKO: I came in this morning stupidly early to catch up on what I'd missed because of Llanddudno - and I could hear Jack and Ianto at it in the office, so I put my iPod on and got busy.
GODDESS GWEN: haha! They're like rabbits! As adorable as rabbits, too.
TOSHIKO: Thank god they can't reproduce like them!
GODDESS GWEN: LOL
TOSHIKO: Anyway ...
TOSHIKO: I noticed Ianto's computer hadn't shut down properly. It was just a "This program is still running" notice, so I thought I'd shut it down for him.
TOSHIKO: Then I saw what was behind the dialogue box ...
GODDESS GWEN: What? Whaaat? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
TOSHIKO: An IM conversation between Jack and Ianto, a half finished report on whether or not the Weevils' change in behaviour indicates evoloution or mutation ... and a program recording the CCTV from Jack's office last night to Ianto's computer and playing a five minute loop of them sat chatting to ours.
GODDESS GWEN: OMG! They keep the footage? Ha!
TOSHIKO: Yeah they do. Jack used to ask me to dredge up some of the CCTV Ianto deleted of them. I haven't been asked for a while, but I figured that was because Ianto found out Jack was making money off them on eBay. I didn't even consider the idea they were re-routing images and sending loops.
GODDESS GWEN: Tosh?
TOSHIKO: Yes?
GODDESS GWEN: Can you hack into Ianto's computer?
TOSHIKO: GWEN!!
GODDESS GWEN: You know you wanna see!
TOSHIKO: I could hack in, but remember Gwen: I'm sure that everything that is on there is very private, and Ianto would go beyond mental if he realised we'd found out how different he is in private.
GODDESS GWEN: OMG YOU WATCHED SOME OF IT DIDN'T YOU????
TOSHIKO: *hangs head in shame* Yes. I did.
TOSHIKO: ... and it was HOT.
FIN
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Chapter: 5
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Toshiko Sato
Author: a_silver_story
Genre: Humour
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Implied M/M
Disclaimer: If I owned anything in this, I'd be a rich rich rich bitch. However, I am not a rich rich rich bitch so you may all, therefore, assume I own nothing. Which I don't. It all belongs RTD and the BBC, in case any of you didn't know.
Summary: Tosh came in work stupidly early, and discovered what shall henceforth be known as .... "something" ...
10:33 AM
TOSHIKO has entered the conversation
TOSHIKO: Hey Gwen!
GODDESS GWEN: Hiya Tosh
TOSHIKO: You know that thing I was trying to tell you this morning? And I had to stop because Ianto was nearby?
GODDESS GWEN: Yeah ...
TOSHIKO: Well ...
TOSHIKO: I shouldn't gossip, but it's their own fault really ...
TOSHIKO: Actually, no. I can't tell you.
TOSHIKO: Forget I said anything.
GODDESS GWEN: Oh no! You can't do that! I'm desperate to know now you've said that!
TOSHIKO: I really shouldn't.
GODDESS GWEN: You're desperate to tell! Please!
GODDESS GWEN: Don't make me beg!
TOSHIKO: Oh no! lmao don't talk about begging!
TOSHIKO: I'll start at the beginning ...
TOSHIKO: I feel so nosy! ... and Jack was so good to me, especially after Mary ...
TOSHIKO: Ohhhh to hell with it. In for a penny, in for a pound
TOSHIKO: I came in this morning stupidly early to catch up on what I'd missed because of Llanddudno - and I could hear Jack and Ianto at it in the office, so I put my iPod on and got busy.
GODDESS GWEN: haha! They're like rabbits! As adorable as rabbits, too.
TOSHIKO: Thank god they can't reproduce like them!
GODDESS GWEN: LOL
TOSHIKO: Anyway ...
TOSHIKO: I noticed Ianto's computer hadn't shut down properly. It was just a "This program is still running" notice, so I thought I'd shut it down for him.
TOSHIKO: Then I saw what was behind the dialogue box ...
GODDESS GWEN: What? Whaaat? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
TOSHIKO: An IM conversation between Jack and Ianto, a half finished report on whether or not the Weevils' change in behaviour indicates evoloution or mutation ... and a program recording the CCTV from Jack's office last night to Ianto's computer and playing a five minute loop of them sat chatting to ours.
GODDESS GWEN: OMG! They keep the footage? Ha!
TOSHIKO: Yeah they do. Jack used to ask me to dredge up some of the CCTV Ianto deleted of them. I haven't been asked for a while, but I figured that was because Ianto found out Jack was making money off them on eBay. I didn't even consider the idea they were re-routing images and sending loops.
GODDESS GWEN: Tosh?
TOSHIKO: Yes?
GODDESS GWEN: Can you hack into Ianto's computer?
TOSHIKO: GWEN!!
GODDESS GWEN: You know you wanna see!
TOSHIKO: I could hack in, but remember Gwen: I'm sure that everything that is on there is very private, and Ianto would go beyond mental if he realised we'd found out how different he is in private.
GODDESS GWEN: OMG YOU WATCHED SOME OF IT DIDN'T YOU????
TOSHIKO: *hangs head in shame* Yes. I did.
TOSHIKO: ... and it was HOT.
FIN
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