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Thirtieth (HORRIFIED) Spark! [voice] [dated to after the party ends]

Nov 27, 2011 00:15

[Hey Fac. Been a while since Alfred last yelled about something on-feed, huh?]

OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?! [He sounds... weirdly terrified] I GOT RID OF YOU IN THE LATE '90S! GO AWAY! FURRY LITTLE CREEP!

[And feed cut after some strange noises. Yup. Alfred noticed the weird resemblance of Mogwai to... these]

c: kate bishop, c: midnighter, alfred f jones (america), c: vriska serket, c: carol danvers, c: princess ishtar

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[Video] hugmagnet November 27 2011, 05:43:20 UTC

Wow, someone is overreacting just a bit. [There is a bitty mogwai sitting on her head. She seems to be pretty chill with this]

voice empyreanistic November 27 2011, 05:44:40 UTC

Okay you were obviously not around for these guys. OBVIOUSLY. This is either a hellbeast or a toy hellbeast.

voice hugmagnet November 28 2011, 02:47:16 UTC

What guys? You mean the adorable fuzzy little things that are here now? Because I really don't think that's a big deal. Has this happened before?

voice empyreanistic November 29 2011, 07:45:58 UTC

NO! YES. 90s!!!! THEY WERE DEFINITELY SPYING. [Making sense? America is not always so good at that]

voice hugmagnet November 29 2011, 20:09:03 UTC

Woah, okay, seriously. You're going in four different directions at once. Why are you screaming about the 90s?

voice empyreanistic December 5 2011, 03:58:53 UTC

Because in the 90s Furbies came out and now they're back to get me. Duh.

voice hugmagnet December 5 2011, 05:30:15 UTC

Oh, furbies, right. Those things kids went nuts for a while ago. Okay, I'll give you that those things were pretty evil. But these? These aren't furbies. They kind of remind me of something out of an old movie. You're being a little too paranoid here, don't you think?

voice empyreanistic December 8 2011, 01:50:52 UTC

Yeah. Like an old horror movie, crossed with Furbies. How the hell is that not terrifying to you!

[Then there's a bit of a squeak from his Mogwai and America yells, followed by the scrabbling of cloth and some dismayed sounds] D-Don't come any closer! I know what you're up to!

voice hugmagnet December 8 2011, 03:48:27 UTC

Because they're...fuzzy and adorable instead of terrifying? Also if they do pull something I can just blast them. Man, you're more paranoid than most of the people I work with. [And that's saying something]

You, uh, need help over there?

voice empyreanistic December 8 2011, 05:38:04 UTC

I'm fine! Do the warnings mean nothing to you? What happens if they eat after midnight? Or get wet? They probably eat brains. Like tiny adorable zombies.

hugmagnet December 9 2011, 06:06:53 UTC

No, the warnings mean something. They mean "listen to this or you're an idiot". So my plan is basically to listen to the warnings and not be an idiot. Unique strategy, I know.

voice empyreanistic December 13 2011, 03:25:50 UTC

Yeah and what happens to the all the people who accidentally feed 'em after midnight or dip 'em in water or something?

voice hugmagnet December 13 2011, 22:15:19 UTC

Then they better be able to handle whatever happens as a consequence. And if they can't handle it, I probably can. Hopefully.

voice empyreanistic December 16 2011, 01:48:05 UTC

See that's what worries me! Val said that probably knowing she'd provoke some people into doing it and when you break rules like that bad shit goes down! It's how monster movies work!

voice hugmagnet December 16 2011, 04:24:38 UTC

So worst comes to worst, some of us will end up having to play monster hunter. It's still not that terrible. There are so many ways that it could be worse.

empyreanistic December 21 2011, 06:51:22 UTC

You say that now but wait until they start trying to eat you. Just wait.

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