011 - Val

[thissucksval]

Your new pets should be easy to manage, so long as you follow a few rules.

Do not expose them to sunlight.
Do not feed them after midnight.
Do not get them wet.

Do my guests think they can manage?

Comments

[grouchinleather]

Wait a... [Turns around. Sees the mogwai on his bed.]

Fuck, this is like that movie. We're all going to die because of human stupidity. Fantastic.

[thissucksval]

You believed that you would die from anything other than stupidity?

[grouchinleather]

I'd say something witty in response, but you have a point.