14th Gyoza-[Video]

[chaoticshambles]

[Here is Aikawa. He is, as always, wearing his mask and his leather jacket.]

Attention ladies. And Archer, I guess.

[With casual grace, gloved fingers take his zipper and pulls it all the way down, shrugging his shoulders to drop it to the floor.

He was wearing nothing under that jacket. And goddamn is he a big man-he looks like a sculpted

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[Video]

[grouchinleather]

[Well wasn't that a sight... Damn.]

Thanks for completely forgetting about all the kids in this place, buddy. [Not that he's really complaining.]

[Video]

[chaoticshambles]

[Guess what, he's like a head taller than Apollo.]

Ain't half the fun of being a dude that you can be half naked and it's a-okay?

[Video]

[grouchinleather]

[Hey, he's a married man! That means looking but no touching, no matter how much he misses Apollo.]

Depends on the half.

I'm more concerned about the less... compelling copycats.

[Video]

[chaoticshambles]

[What happens in Facility stays in facility. Because you never leave alive, but still.]

The half with nipples is always the good half.

...Oh. Didn't think of that.

[Video]

[grouchinleather]

[He's already fucked up once thanks to some stupid robot. Nope, not again.]

Depends on who you're asking.

So the next 30 scrawny pre-pubescent boys exposing themselves on the network are all on you, nazi Germany.

[Video]

[chaoticshambles]

[Well, Aikawa has a strict 'no homo' policy anyway, so it all works out.]

Then I will kick each one in the face.

And what's a Germany?

[Video]

[grouchinleather]

[Better not tell Midnighter that. He has a strict "punching 'no homo' assholes in the face" policy.]

What, ashamed of your dick?

A place on Earth. Where are you from?

[Video]

[chaoticshambles]

[He's quite tolerant in theory. So long as they don't want to get their hands on him.]

...What? No. I'm talking about people showing off what they ain't got.

Magic World. 'Earth' is that place half you guys are from, right? Humans? We don't got that. Humans come from Hole.

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[grouchinleather]

[Then maybe they'll get along after all. Maybe.]

Hard to show off something you don't have.

You guys spent a whopping 30 seconds to name things, huh. What's your name, "gas mask?"

[Video]

[chaoticshambles]

Don't stop 'em from tryin'.

Fer the lovah-It ain't a gas mask, it's just a mask. An' my name is Aikawa, an' before you say it I don know what a Japan is either.

[Video]

[grouchinleather]

Where I'm from, it's a gas mask.

Figured you didn't.

[Video]

[chaoticshambles]

Well, it don't stop stop gas, so it ain't. I think. Just looks like one. I don't think I got the whole set of this thing, looks like there's places for stuff to screw in.

People don't explain it properly. What the hell is a country?

[Video]

[grouchinleather]

[Rolls his eyes.] With such a compelling response like that, how could I possibly argue with that.

Before I start, you know what land and water and shit are, right? Oceans?

[Video]

[chaoticshambles]

Well, now you know. Just cos something looks like somethig don't mean it is.

Yes to land, water and shit. Not sure what an ocean is-means a lot of something, right? Heard of 'oceans of fire' in Hell.

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[grouchinleather]

[Another roll of his eyes.]

Oceans are just a lot of water with salt in it. If you don't know what salt is, you're on your own.

Whatever, Earth's got seven groups of land surrounded by four--wait, they made up a fifth one at some point--five oceans. No one can get along with anyone else, so people drew imaginary lines in the land and told everyone else that it was theirs, and to either get with it or get the fuck out. That's a country.

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[chaoticshambles]

...Wow. Sounds like a lot of bullshit to me. Don't they got any pride in their species where you're from?