02 ☆ [ accidental video ]

[tigerific]

[ Here's Kotetsu, holding up one of the speedos he found laying across his pillow when he woke up. He looks .... yes, there is no logic behind this. And then, there is the mud all over the floor. ]

... I don't understand. [ He rubs his chin with a sense of discomfort and a mutter that’s not as subtle as he thinks it is. ] I don't understand this

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[Video]

[grouchinleather]

You gonna put on a show with that thing?

[Sobers when he hears that last part.] Tell me about it.

[Video]

[tigerific]

[ Oblivious. ] Nah, it's not really my thing. Too uncomfortable.

I'm just glad that week is over with.

[Video]

[grouchinleather]

A shame, I think we all need some entertainment after last week.

Damn straight. Hell of a way to come in.

[Video]

[tigerific]

... What's so entertaining 'bout that? [ Still failing to get the trolling here. Oh well! ]

Yeah. But- people are recovering, and I'm not sensing much chaos, you know! As if they're used to this.

[Video]

[grouchinleather]

You come from a place where stripping isn't entertainment?

That's because they are used to this. You new or something?

[Video]

[tigerific]

... Oh.

Ahh, well-- if watching guys strip is your thing ... [ Kotetsu laughed awkwardly. ]

Yeah. I've been here for two weeks.

[Video]

[grouchinleather]

And just what if it is? You got a problem with that? [Is just fucking with him at this point. It's too easy with some people.]

Same, but I actually attempted to figure out what the fuck was going on when I showed up.

[Video]

[tigerific]

... Problem? No, no. No problem! [ He's almost convinced that this guy is coming on to him. Silly Kotetsu. ] I-I'm sure you'll find a nice guy in here somewhere.

[ Clears throat. ] We all did. Shikamaru was kind enough to send me a detailed document about the facility. I'm still confused, though.

[Video]

[grouchinleather]

[Snorts. Too easy.] I don't think my husband would appreciate me cheating on him too much.

Yeah I think I read that too. But what the fuck is there to be confused about? They pick a topic, we suffer, they profit. Repeat.

[Video]

[tigerific]

[ Blinks. ] You're-- married? To a man? [ Brushing aside how fucking weird that is, Kotetsu scowls at him and points an accusing finger. ] Then you shouldn't be going around asking people to strip!

... Y-Yeah, I know that! It's just- we need to find a way out of here fast.

[Video]

[grouchinleather]

Wow, you know what "husband" means, I'm impressed. Got a problem with that, buddy? [Because he has a problem with homophobes.] Never asked you to strip, only asked if you were going to.

You figure out a way to do that and get back to me. I've done the math on this, several times, and most scenarios end in everyone dying.

[Video]

[tigerific]

Like I care about what you do in your spare time. Tch. [ He makes a face and averts his gaze elsewhere.

He then mutters, looking genuinely amazed. ] ... I had no idea men can get married.

[Video]

[grouchinleather]

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

[Sarcasm, Midnighter has it.] It's an amazing development, isn't it?

[Video]

[tigerific]

[ He rubs at his chin. ] Yeah. I mean- I don't have anything against it, but I thought it was illegal and stuff.

[ He shrugged and smiled casually. ] As long as you two are happy it doesn't matter, yeah?

[Video]

[grouchinleather]

Depends on what Earth we're talking about, then it varies from country to country. But most "civilized" countries are the ones with the backwards social laws dictated by a bunch of long dead charismatic bastards, all the while touting how progressive they are.

[Video]

[tigerific]

[ You kinda lost him there. ] Uh, it shouldn't really matter in the end, right? I mean- There is no law that prevents you from being with the one you love!