Connie? Have you seen my-- oh. Never mind!
Stupid piece of-- GET THE HELL OVER HERE! ... Shit--
[Kenzi grabs the floating 'berry that got away from her and quickly locks dis shit as she slams into a wall.]
[Locked to Mindy 40%]
Hey gurl heeeeey. You busy?
[Locked to Steve 40%]
Cap? Are you alive?
[Locked to Todd Smith 40%]Yo. Long time no
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That looked like it fucking hurt. What the fuck are you doing anyways?
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And nothing was hurt but my dignity!
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I could try to help. Or some shit...I mean, I doubt I can do jack shit though. But the offer is out there since, you know, we're fucking roomies. And I don't want them to start shit with you for no fucking reason. Or come and mess this place up. I like my room in one fucking piece, thank you very much.
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You have a new live-in room protector and nothing will ever happen ever! I super promise. Because ilu.
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We'll deal with whatever shit this place or people give us. I don't give a fuck if someone tries starting shit with me.
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Are you saying we're a team, Condoleezza?! Because I am all for that. [She holds out her fist for a bump.]
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Haven't heard that type of bastardization of my name yet. But, why the fuck not. It seems to keep doing shit together. Doesn't sound bad. [...Oh. And you get a fist bump! Aww yeah brofist!]
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Ha. There's more where that came from, Connotation. Condesifyer. CHILLI CON CONRAD! [You are sharing a room with a crazy person. Congrats.]
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He can deal with crazy. His mom was the reason he had so many problems as a kid. 8| Ah life.]
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