Lucas Lee • Take 32 • Video

[bbcarrotcooler]

[Lucas is floating. And scowling. And trying really hard to look menacing, but it's hard when you're twirling like a goddamn fairy princess.]

Todd? You know how I've always been jealous and shit of you being able to fly?

I take it all back. I'm like a fucking dead fish going belly up, over here.

Uh.

[He clears his throat.]So any kids who like

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[bit_awuss]

You have fucking skateboards in this shithole? Or are you just going to play share the board with everyone? [Hi. This is Conrad. Kenzi's new roommate. He's a good guy passed his asshole tendencies. But you know this.]

I mean. It sounds fucking nice for you to do this shit. Just. I hope you can take care of all those kids if they show up.

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[bbcarrotcooler]

...well, we have two.

[Such an eyebrow raise.]

Kids aren't hard, dude. They're like...little monkies that you gave sugar. I've seen Planet of the Apes and Doctor Dolittle--the Eddie Murphy one. I got this.

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[bit_awuss]

Well that's better then one I guess.

[He wouldn't know. He doesn't skateboard.]

I don't know if watching movies makes you skilled in taking care of kids, but good fucking luck. Wow.

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[bbcarrotcooler]

...watching movies basically makes you better at everything, if you're watching the right ones.

So you're basically saying you don't wanna help? [He smirks.]

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[bit_awuss]

Is that like reading those fucking how to books? Or what.

The fuck. You do not want me trying to deal with kids. It wouldn't be fucking pretty. 'Sides. I got a roommate to look after while she's drunk as fuck.

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[bbcarrotcooler]

Uh, yeah. Except not lame.

...what roommate? Wait, who are you?

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[bit_awuss]

I guess.

Kenzi. She's my roommate. I'm Conrad.